Pfft, no. I hate cats. I'm actually part of the alpaca conspiracy. I accuse the next poster of betraying the alpaca conspiracy, for we are merciless.
Well...who wants to hang around with alpacas with nothing better to do than stick around until a penguin syndicate attacks and just get themselves lynched? Very....emotional.. I accuse NP of pushing these alpacas to suicidal tendencies!!
I've done no such thing. It's not my fault their ears can only register sad music. I accuse the NP of being Awesome.
Sorry, made a spelling mistake, I meant a different person! I accuse the np of deleting my starbound-save!
How dare you, sir/madam! Its cause of that saucy mod you downloaded! I accuse the np of taking my dessert!
I'm trying to lose karma here! Of course I'd vote for him! I have to get the "satan incarnate" achievement, so it's either doing this or strangling kittens and puppies, while eating baby seal on toast with a side of orphan blood... I accuse the NP of drawing Ben Carson!
In my defense, you couldnt tell Carson from today's greatest abstract art, my conscience is clear. I accuse NP of being too old fashioned!
But but but but I'm a robot...I'm not......here......[Disconnect-NOW/] I accuse the NP of preemptively thinking I forgot to accuse them!
Uhhh excuse me but you left the keys in the ignition!! YOU ARE AT FAULT! I ACCUSE NP OF PLANTING THAT EXPLOSIVE FUEL TANK TOO CLOSE TO THE TANK....not a nice after party...
No, I put that behind a chainlink fence with a sign that said "WARNING, ROCKET FUEL". And you drove through the fence! I accuse the NP of stealing the warning sign!
There wasn't a warning sign telling me not to take the warning signs! I accuse nip of GROSS INCANDESCENCE!
You accuse me of emitting light? That's only because we're all on FIRE FROM THE ROCKET FUEL! I accuse the NP of delaying the fire brigade!
