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Creepiest quotes you've found?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by iblob, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. Uxt

    Uxt Star Wrangler

    Don't forget the Agaran's mish-mash of translated words. I think they're hitting on me.
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  2. ___MeRliN___

    ___MeRliN___ Guest

    Cute, love this evil look of them ^^
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  3. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    "This is the most fun I've had in bed since eating cheese before going to sleep"
    - Hawk Novablast, examining an Impervium Bed
  4. Amyas Leigh

    Amyas Leigh Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    When my floran examines pretty much anything. Was in a 'Heck' biome earlier, examined a brain block: 'Floran want to ssstab sssquishy brain!'
    Also another time a glitch said she thought I was a pot plant.
    double edit: My floran upon examining a skull on a spike:
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2014
  5. Skelter

    Skelter Zero Gravity Genie

    I seem to recall a picture of a female glitch saying something along the lines of "Embarrassed. My optics are up here."
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  6. Vimto

    Vimto Void-Bound Voyager

    anot so much creepy really, but my favourite is a borrowed quote, the description of the strap leggings.

    'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!'

    Laughed for ages after reading that.
  7. Dante12129

    Dante12129 Void-Bound Voyager

    My base is near a Glitch village and this one female always asks me if I want to go somewhere private and "exchange data."
  8. Capt_Electron

    Capt_Electron Big Damn Hero

    Had an Avian tell my Floran today "Avian chicks dig Floran accents"
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  9. Animator

    Animator Cosmic Narwhal

    Mine isn't a quote. In fact, it has no words the level of horror that went down.


    Then there were the various threats of cults watching over me.



    Not as horrifying as the first, though.
  10. Calabrese

    Calabrese Guest

    Just now, was looting wandering through an Apex apartment building, when one of them told my Hylotl "Draw me like one of your Floran girls".
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  11. Dante12129

    Dante12129 Void-Bound Voyager

    That's golden.
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  12. Broconut

    Broconut Cosmic Narwhal

    When speaking to a Hylotl npc as a Human, they said "Life's always better down where it's wetter." That just sounds like an innuendo to me.

    Also, another Hylotl npc said "I'll fight anyone who rejects pacifism." Totally not contradicting yourself or anything. :rofl:
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  13. Oberic

    Oberic Spaceman Spiff

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  14. Grimmli

    Grimmli Big Damn Hero

    When I meet a Glitch.
    "Innuendo. Want to go somewhere private and... exchange data?"

    When I meet a Hylotl.
    "If you want to settle down and start a family, come back to me."
  15. XaoG

    XaoG Ketchup Robot

    I really think the devs are messing with us at this point.
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  16. StarWeaver

    StarWeaver Pangalactic Porcupine

    The npcs are furries! Half of them want cuddles from an type of creature and half of them want to kill you!
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  17. MrLevi

    MrLevi Phantasmal Quasar

    Well, more funny than creepy. I couldn't stop laughing when I inspected the captains seat in my floran space ship.

    "Smells like Apex butt"
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  18. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    Not really creepy, but I had a Glitch say to my Avian:
    "Threat. Are you familiar with the concept of wishbones?"
    EDIT: Even found a picture of it.
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2014
  19. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    Oh god...
  20. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    I looked through the files for villager quotes. Some are quite disturbing...
    One I found was quite funny:
    "Why did the Hylotl blush? Wait, no, that's not appropriate."
    I also found this creepy Hylotl one:
    "I've been training as a necromancer."
    I'm actually afraid to put some of them here, for fear of the post being deleted.
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2014

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