Granted! The floof is too floofy and you can't handle it. I wish someday, I could meet an insane, science-loving megalomaniac to be best friends with!
Wish fulfilled, but one of their expiriments goes horribly wrong! I wish I had more creativity in my wishes.
Granted, but George Clooney steals the creativity! *Pokes your signature* I wish @Miss Alkane would finally accept her destiny as my heir to the Science and Puns throne.
Granted.but she always just sighs and rolls her eyes. I wish the evil scientist you wished for was me. (look at my profile piccc)
Granted! You foolish fool, foolishly requesting such foolishly foolish things! I'll... wait what? Where's my coffee? Where's Alkane? Bah, forget it. Oh, hey! You seem cool, let's Science together sometime! *Follows* I wish Don't Starve made the expansions free!
Granted! Learn from the master! NYAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAAAAA! *Falls over laughing* NYAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Okay, I've recovered. I wish that someone else would please start being active so that I seem less of a tool!
Hey! That wish is not sufficiently corrupted! Granted, I will be more active, but you won't like iiiit! I wish that I had a universe I could shape to be whatever I wanted
Granted, but he/she also notices your most egregious flaws and rejects you immediately. I wish for a bird.
Granted, however the 'change' occurs at a very inconvenient time. (Use your imagination, geez.) I wish for a box with infinite volume.
Wish fulfilled, but it was so big that you got lost inside of it. I wish I had a really nice sandwich.
Wish fulfilled, but you were in a special library, and your fancharacter was so beautiful, you started crying, and you got kicked out of the library. I wish my wardrobe had a whole world inside of it.
