Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But its a shitposter (wait.too real)
    I want a floof
     
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  2. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Granted! The floof is too floofy and you can't handle it.
    I wish someday, I could meet an insane, science-loving megalomaniac to be best friends with!
     
  3. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but one of their expiriments goes horribly wrong!

    I wish I had more creativity in my wishes.
     
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  4. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, but George Clooney steals the creativity! *Pokes your signature*
    I wish @Miss Alkane would finally accept her destiny as my heir to the Science and Puns throne.
     
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  5. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.but she always just sighs and rolls her eyes.
    I wish the evil scientist you wished for was me.
    (look at my profile piccc)
     
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  6. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Granted! You foolish fool, foolishly requesting such foolishly foolish things! I'll... wait what? Where's my coffee? Where's Alkane? Bah, forget it. Oh, hey! You seem cool, let's Science together sometime! *Follows*

    I wish Don't Starve made the expansions free!
     
  7. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.Now the game costs a hundred thousand dollars.
    I wish for a better evil laugh.
     
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  8. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Granted! Learn from the master! NYAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAAAAA! *Falls over laughing* NYAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Okay, I've recovered. I wish that someone else would please start being active so that I seem less of a tool!
     
  9. Hey! That wish is not sufficiently corrupted!
    Granted, I will be more active, but you won't like iiiit!
    I wish that I had a universe I could shape to be whatever I wanted
     
  10. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But its in Second Life and you have to pay for everything.
    i wish for senpai to notice me
     
  11. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, but he/she also notices your most egregious flaws and rejects you immediately.

    I wish for a bird.
     
  12. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.It shits on you.
    I want a hug.
     
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  13. Granted, you get a hug from a cactus.
    I wish I had a fish
     
  14. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.A seagull eats it.
    i wish for you.
     
  15. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but I am a ghost now and you cannot see me anymore.

    I wish I wasn't a ghost anymore.
     
  16. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, however the 'change' occurs at a very inconvenient time. (Use your imagination, geez.)

    I wish for a box with infinite volume.
     
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  17. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but it was so big that you got lost inside of it.

    I wish I had a really nice sandwich.
     
  18. IJustWantTheModsBrah

    IJustWantTheModsBrah Orbital Explorer

    Granted.But i eat it.
    i wish for my fancharacter to be gud
     
  19. LOL BALL

    LOL BALL Existential Complex

    Wish fulfilled, but you were in a special library, and your fancharacter was so beautiful, you started crying, and you got kicked out of the library.

    I wish my wardrobe had a whole world inside of it.
     
  20. Granted, it's a fiery planet that sets your wardrobe on fire.

    I wish I had something good to eat.
     
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