Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. There are about a hundred times more.

    I wish I have a cute cat following me all the time and anywhere I go.
     
  2. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you constantly keep tripping over it.

    I wish my existence was worth something.
     
  3. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. You get real ones which are aggressive and try to eat you.

    I wish for more arrows
     
  4. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you get shot in the head with a bow, because you're late.

    I wish it was easier to get this color on my posts here.
     
  5. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Granted. It is now too easy, and it swiftly falls into the hands of criminals.

    I wish the months of july and august were 90 days long
     
  6. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but so are all other months, meaning Earth is in a further orbit and much, much colder

    I wish I had someone to play Dokapon with
     
  7. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but they die immediately after the first game.

    I wish someone would shoot me in the head and instantly kill me.
     
  8. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. A hunter shot you in the head, with a rubber band.

    I wish I have an Aegi crew.
     
  9. Madeliene Madness

    Madeliene Madness Space Spelunker

    Wish granted but Asians steal them all from you with super smart Asian-y things that only Asians understand.

    I wish for a steel grille to be welded to the cushion of a chair.
     
  10. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams


    Granted. The cushion catches fire and burns your house down because you can’t Weld metal to cushion fabric

    I wish that my bus would come on time
     
  11. Grifs

    Grifs Void-Bound Voyager

    Granted, but that one time where bus would come on time, would have engine problems, and you would be stranded for at least an hour or two at the same place with a random earthquake that will ruin your bus stop altogether. You will also have a leg injury because you tripped after.

    I wish to be able to telepathically talk to cockroaches and ruin someone's day with it.
     
  12. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, except you can only ruin your own

    I wish for invisibility I have the ability to toggle and do not need to take of clothes or anything like that
     
  13. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. You are invisible to yourself.

    I wish the National Examination is postponed.
     
  14. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, it's rescheduled to be at the most inconvenient time for you.

    I wish my head didn't hurt.
     
  15. ruddthree

    ruddthree Big Damn Hero

    Granted. The pain has been relocated to your spleen.

    I wish I could forget any bad memory I want.
     
  16. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. having forgotten some of your most embarassing mistakes, you also forget the lessons you learned from them, eventually leading you to repeat (and subsequently forget) the same mistakes over and over, embarassing yourself further.

    i wish for cookies.
     
  17. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. It turns out to be an eraser though.

    I wish I have a cat-fish. I mean literally. A hybrid of a cat and a fish. So it's like a fish that has a face of cat, with fluffy furs on their body.
     
  18. NexusTheBrony

    NexusTheBrony Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. you got catfished though

    I wish I was making more money
     
  19. Madeliene Madness

    Madeliene Madness Space Spelunker

    Wish granted but you're now surrounded by stupid people as a result of the additional money. Enjoy slowly going insane and your patience dissolving into dust, as a result of the newly bred idiocy around you!

    I wish for a banana.
     
  20. Moor Oakheart

    Moor Oakheart Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. But suddenly a horde of minions come chasing you.

    I wish I meet Nuru.
     

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