Granted, it is so generic you put it down and can't tell it apart from anything else. I wish for three Canadian dollars.
Granted, you get sultana pancakes. I wish for a small fluffy creature capable of killing people on telepathic command.
Granted! She is a cream-white hamster called Lisa. Disappointingly, she never ever bothers using her killing power. So now you just have a hamster to care for. i wish to be softer!
Granted, now you are a ball of luff. No bones, flesh, or organs. Just fluff. Unfortunately fluff cannot bear sentience. You are vacuumed. I wish for a robotic arm instead of my right one.
Granted, it's a dicshonarie. see what I did there? I wish for the last school week to be over faster.
Granted, your leg will detonate only if you are standing in the 5th circle of hell. I wish I there was unexplored land on Earth for us to discover.
Granted, but you can't access it without hacks until the next update, and even there are only placeholder textures there and a few debug assets. I wish for more time.
Granted, you will die painfully, and live an extra few minutes in that pain. I wish for seven Australian dollars.