Corrupt a wish V.2

both wishes granted,

you get to type a nice avatar

you cannot type i iwsh

I wish i could kill anyone

 

Granted, but anyone you kill revives after a minute.

I wish I would no longer get Ninja'd.

 

granted, but now you get stabbed

i wish i had the largest post count on the forums

 

Granted but you have no likes on any of your posts.

I wish I had a better house.

 

Granted, you have a better house but it's in the middle of nowhere.

I wish for more time.

 

Wish granted. You now have all the time in the world. Meaning the world is out of time. Enjoy the desolate emptiness of the void.
I wish I didn't suffer depression.

 

I... uh... wish... Granted? But now you have to... no wait... I'm sorry, I can't come up with an adequate reply. I wish you didn't either.

 

Wow, what an original forum game.

I've seen this on literally every other forum I have visited in my life. Is it really this hard for people to be original, or do attention whores just make these since they always become popular?

 

It's a good reason to be banned, I hope he tries it again so I can laugh without guilt.

 

*coughs* back on topic please

 

Granted, you do not suffer depression but instead spend your days helping those that do.

I wish I could draw like the local badasses do.

 

*Sneezes* Yes please

Granted, but you can no longer show anybody the now amazing art you draw.

I wish I could meow more

 

Granted: Now everyone (you included) can only speak in meows.

I wish for immortality.

 

Well I wouldn't really have a problem with only being able to talk in meows, since I talk with meows already (Since I'm a cat you silly Replicator)

Uuuh, I wish I knew how to make money

 

You didn't corrupt his wish, so bonus round for the sake of the game.
Granted: It inflates the economy, your country of origin goes bankrupt, world domination occurs when Wilfrey takes advantage of this.
Jimlad's wish: Granted, you watch the world go by with a sense of complacency and loneliness, you witness the apocalypse and are underwhelmed from all you have seen, you float in space blankly as the universe implodes and begins anew.

2 for the price of 1 ain't I generous? I wish I had the "leet skillz" to be a game designer at some point.

 

Granted but all computers in the world disappear, so you cant make any.

I wish I had master pixel art skills.

 

Wish granted, but now everything you see is pixelated.

I wish I could use magic.

 

Granted, your spells always backfire painfully

I wish I knew how to cook

 

Granted, but it always backfires painfully.

I wish I was a demi-god.

 

Granted, but you receive a brutal punishment every day for the rest of your life

I wish for a giant leek I can hit people with