Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, but it's your father's finger sent in a package from a mafia group.

I wish to be a patient in a mental hospital

 

granted but its an insane asylum from the 60's

 

I wish to be a pink flying whale with a black cap

 

Granted, you instantly turn into said pink whale with black hat, destroying everything in the area and probably beaching yourself.

I wish for particle effects.

 

Granted, but it uses your blood to work, and you bleed out.

I wish for a can of root beer.

 

Granted, but it's a poisonous root and you get both drunk and dead.

I wish for *singing* A Weird calling card~ in a puddle of body parts~ in a bowl of angel hearts that the children were eating!
Oh and also the ALMIGHTY GLOW CLOUD. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

 

Granted but the cloud glows due to radiation and you're arested because of the body parts (the police due respect your choice in music though)

 

Error! Error! No wish detected! You poof into nothing.

I wish to BOOGIE!

 

Granted but you boogie in florida

I wish i could remeber to make a wish

 

Granted, but you forget to grant a wish instead.

I wish I had a viola again

 

Granted. you get a Viola-nt Viola. It then tries to kill you.

I wish for an enchanted maple leaf.

 

Granted, it's magical in the fact that it shoots supersonic villas.

I wish I was in star wars

 

Granted. I hope you don't mind being a Storm Trooper.

I wish for infinite peanuts.

 

Granted but now your allergic to peaunuts

I wish I had a poptart

 

Granted. I microwaved it with a nuclear bomb. Sorry!

I wish for a Sylladex.

 

Granted, But now you are stuck inside Homestuck and everyone hates you.

I wish that Corrupt a wish V.2 ever gets an end

 

(aw shoot!)
Granted. N ow it doesn't end, but you get banned.

I wish to leave the universe of a (Very good) comic. I would stay, but everybody hates me for some reason.
I wish to leave, and keep the Sylladex.

 

Granted, but you drop it on the way out, and the portal closes, leaving you with only half a sylladex

 

ERROR! ERROR! NO WISH DETECTED!

I wish to make a funny Homestuck joke.
And to repair my Sylladex too.

 

Granted, you make the best homestuck joke known to man, but no one hears you because you're too busy eating licorice scotty dogs.

I wish for monsters.