Granted. Your will has a LOT of power. Make sure you have some good orders on it before you die! I wish that SB stood for Starbound instead, and to have that power re-enabled.
Your ability to make "SB" mean "StarBound" is re activated. I want everyone to have a YouTube account.
Granted. You wish for nothing, so you ARE nothing! I wish for the ability to shape-shift into any race from Starbound at will.
Ssadly asss you are about to bite into your pancakess, they ssuddenly turn into nothing. I want world pieccess! (Asss in the world becomess exploded.)
Granted, you get a hefty chunk of Papua New Guinea. Better hope they didn't need that! I wish for a brain in a jar.
Granted, but you get losst in the forresst of doom. I wissh that I could fly (whenever I wanted to [however long I wanted to {and I wouldn't die from it.}])
Granted. However, you have extremely bad luck and everyone in your family except your sister's children die, and then you get killed from a Golden FU beam to the face. I wish I had superpowers.
Granted, but since you wished for it, some random people on the streets will randomly slap you for no reaon, thus making your face red as strawberry. Hmm... I wish for strawberry.
granted but the knights who say NEE will say NEE until you give them your strawberry NEE! I wish for the holy grail
Granted. But it was a holographic protection over that one nun castle. Ouch. I wish to be in the cockpit of an XS Theta.
Granted but its in the middle of a battle being blown up I wish the goverment wasn't spy- I mean I wish for world peace? yea world peace.
Granted. But now aliens invade the Earth and since everyone is at peace, the human race refuses to fight them off. We are all enslaved by the invaders and our planet is eradicated. I wish cute bunny girls were real.
Granted. You get cat girls too, in a double feature. Unfortunately, they all hate you. I wish to be in whatever world Tela is in.
Fuck. LOL Granted. You are beamed right next to her, but it turns out she is on a scorched planet...and you don't have a cooling EPP on your back. You burn into ash in about 15 seconds and Tela stands there, scratching her flower and wondering what just happened. I wish Starbound had a PS4 port.