Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm 2.7182818284590...

    Granted, you named him Dragulon, but his real name is Firebird.

    I wish for nice neighbour.
     
  2. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted, it's Ned Flanders.

    I would like some sushi.
     
  3. Tlactl

    Tlactl Aquatic Astronaut

    Granted. I heated it up nice and hot for ya, and wrapped it in real grass.

    I wish for the Earth to spin more slowly
     
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  4. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted you're bathed in one thousand years of scorching sun, then one thousand years of darkest nights.

    I want Cthulhu to be my valentines.
     
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  5. LyricLyricandmoreLyric

    LyricLyricandmoreLyric Astral Cartographer

    Done, but it's bdsm
    I need MOAR STARBOUND
     
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  6. Lintton

    Lintton Master Astronaut

    Granted, You have more Starbound, but it crashes when you start it up.

    I wish for More Starbound tenants.
     
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  7. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted, they're all merchants and sell terrible items.

    I want to be omnipotent.
     
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  8. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you lack the knowledge to use your omnipotence.

    I wish I was a tree.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
     
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  9. TheCobaltMask

    TheCobaltMask Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but you don't produce maple syrup

    I wish I was a robot
     
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  10. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you Do produce maple syrup. All the time. And it's disgusting.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
     
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  11. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, in a day you'll grow an inch, as well as every day afterwards.

    I wish the fox by my house would stop making creepy noises at night.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
     
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  12. LyricLyricandmoreLyric

    LyricLyricandmoreLyric Astral Cartographer

    Done, but now the noises are much worse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    I wish someone would post a dank meme here
     
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  13. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Aquatic Astronaut

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    I wish I didnt make that meme.
     
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  14. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you still posted it. You just committed plagiarism, you monster.

    I wish for a mint-fresh deck of UNO cards.
     
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  15. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted, but you never win UNO ever again.

    I want a set of metal forged hookswords.
     
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  16. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm 2.7182818284590...

    Granted, but you forgot to say, if you want to pay in 2.000.000 gold coins or 5 dollars via microtransaction.

    I wish for emotions.
     
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  17. Dragon_Knight02

    Dragon_Knight02 Tentacle Wrangler

    Granted, but you're only given extreme depression.

    I wish for Tekken 7 right now.
     
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  18. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted, but EA purchases the rights and makes it.

    I wish for a cool wizard hat and staff.
     
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  19. Dragon_Knight02

    Dragon_Knight02 Tentacle Wrangler

    Granted, but the hat and staff does nothing because "Magic is fake."

    I wish Hiveswap realeased.
     
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  20. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Ketchup Robot

    Granted, but EA purchased the rights and made it.

    I wish for a bowl of gourmet potato salad!
     
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