Can you do me a favour?

I don't even have arms and you expect me to use a pen and sign that document.

Can you do me a favor and get in this box?

 

Sure thing but since I'm pretty tall I'll break the box to fit.

Do me a favor and make anime real.

 

I would but mine would be even worse.

Do me a favor and get me a glass of water.

 

I can't even hold that damn thing.

Do me a favor and eat this pill.

 

i would but my mouth is full of cookies.

do me a favour and save the amazon rainforest! :O

 

I would but it's insanely hot here so I used mine as a water filter.

Do me a favor and make me more cute.

 

i would but i will not let anyone be cuter than me!

but do me a favour and overthrow president bolognese, please c:

 

I would but Germans overthrowing foreign governments is kind of iffy nowadays

Do me a favor and do my laundry

 

I would, but it's dry season here. Need to save water.

Do me a favor and give me a drawing tutorial.

 

I can't draw.

Do me a favor and get me painkillers.

 

i would, but i believe killing is wrong, so i only have painhuggers. will those suffice?

oh! do me a favour and stop the elder gods incarnate from destroying the universe c:

 

I would but I need to go home, I think I left my stove on.

Do me a favor and help me make this community better.

 

I would but there's a whole controversy going on right now and I need to be toxic about it.

Can you do me a favor and make me not sick?

 

i would but then i'd have to get out of bed

do me a favour and put sans undertale in smash bros! :D

 

I ain't Nintendo, besides, they already did.

Mind doing me a favor and standing in front of that death ray?

 

i would but i'm too tired (2:42 AM for me rn)

do me a favor and wake me up b4 noon (yes i am aware this would b impossible. i do hav a way to do it myself)

 

i would but i'm over 24 hours late!! uh oh

but do me a favour and rescue the dragons from gnasty gnorc's evil magic spell!