Welcome wary space-man to my Bazzar of eviline products. "ahem" WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOP IN THE UNIVERSE! here we sell guns,toys,toys with guns,guns with toys,gas canisters for guns and toys,Giant mechs,Giant mechs with clown hats, Clown hats with giants mechs and much more! oh and did i mention we also are a company devoted specfically to selling evil genius products and products for those wishing to take over the world? Now im sure your asking, WHy whould i even join this company let alone buy from them without thinking there deranged phycophants? well my dear sir you are correct in thinking this but we ARE deranged but we have a code of ethics. similar to a madness with method we go around the box instead of outside it giving us a rather pleasent and sugar-rushed edge. Most impotantly you would wish to join us because we pay very well including access to 5 free products month and access to our lounge(hot ladies to talk to included). Our ethics are very simple to employees really(in a deranged way sorta) Firstly- all employees must not leak information of any kind from the company unless it is how awesome we are. seccondly- there are to be no cross-overs with federation and industries unless stated thirdly- there is nothing done unless said to use intiative. fourthly- be prepared to lose your life once or twice in testing products. ok thats all of the ethics(who need them there for babbys!) we are on to our main products and ranges Evil genius range. . Deathrays(silencer for extra 60 pixel) .super juice(comes in 5 and 10 litre barrels) . clone solider (comes in super and regular sizes, suits and weapons not included) . solider suit ( a basic shielded suit made out of steel alloys and artiffcial cartlage joints) . Laser carbine( a basic rapidfire laser rifle similar to military standard) Universal take over range! .Uber Mech ( a large titanium mech capable of leveling a small colony with laser rifles and proton missles) . Army set( a set of 5000 solider clones with suits and carbines) . Frigate( a largish battle ship including large plasma cannons, apc ships, cloning stations and a customisable desktop in the bridge. .shocktrooper( a super solider that has been over juiced with steriods and serums to create a soider capable singurlly of leveling a small town) .shock suit( suit similar to suits from crisis serius without neural abilities with memorys and such) . shock carbine( a rapid fire mini railfgun, that can fire over 600 rounds a second that can blast through most plating with the exception of spacecraft and bulkheads) no budget range!!!! . warp distabilzer( a vibranium sphere that will split the space-time around it to form temporary boarding holes for invasions) . Mind worm(creature that when touches skin will wipe last half an hour of past memorys if it bites you it will wipe you whole lifes memorys) God complex(extreme money required) range .Vortex manipulator(opens precise portals from two points chosen that will last as long as big as needed as a wormhole for invading forces) .Crucible( massive moon sized hq ship capable of leveling a space armada and then some) . God prison(a stasis system that freezes the mind and cells of a subject to prevent death and imprison a subject for eternity and they will feel every second pass!) . no budget pack ( 100 000 clone soliders includings suits and laser carbines along with 20 000 shock troopers fitted with shock carbines and suits along with 10 000 mechs with included pilots, along with 20 frigates every thing included) .alterer suit( a suit that allows you to mess with your basic genome) We also have a extensive research range that has many vacancies! were currently working on a time travel project to go back in time replace Ty-Edit- im sorry please ignore this statement this has not happened nor will ever happen-Blockaxe
