Avali Nexus the 12th: Fluffified Zodiacs

//ruin? nah mate that would enhance it

 

o 3o

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*Coats in gold star stickers*
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*boops the nose*

Because science >w>

 

// now how much longer will it take.......
// *Jeopardy Theme plays in the background*

 

"THIS GOLD STICKER IS PROOF OF WHAT HUMANITY'S MADE OF!"

{Yeah right.}

 

(*stabs thred*)

 

Humans are made of gold stickers? O AO

 

// It's not working, stab it more!
// *Stabs thread as well*
// Maybe we can make the thread preform seppuku.....

 

{I said proof of what it's made of, i.e. Achievement, not what its made of.}

 

(*pulls out katana and hands it to thread*)

 

*Thread casts Harden. Your stabbing is ineffective.*

The thread takes the katana from you and stabs itself with it. You see a wistful look in its eyes as it recalls times past, then they glaze over as the thread finally collapses to the ground.
*Thread casts seppuku on itself and fatally crits for 100k. Thread is now dead.*

(Its child lives on in http://community.playstarbound.com/...nexus-the-13rd-may-the-rng-be-with-you.86696/)