Avali Nexus the 12th: Fluffified Zodiacs

If you were my species,i think you would consider these fruits better than jerky.
Though jerky's also pretty damn good...

(I think i know why you dont like Homestuck now...)

 

Also it has an awful pretty pictures to boring exposition ratio

 

Well this isn't jerky, this is a normal sandwich, and it's damn good.
*I glance over at the sleeping Lego, and chuckle a bit*
Looks like he got tired after a long day of being carried on my shoulders...

 

// Taking a break from the nexus..
// The lack of sleep is getting to me..
..
// Which would explain a lot.

 

((Night Feather!))

 

// More like "Morning Fea"-
// ... nevermind.. good night!

 

Sigh.
Fine. I'll do something for 169.

Sneak peek of what's to come


This is hopefully going to be an interesting-ass contribution, though it would depend on how many people would be willing to be the butt of the implied joke.

 

Eh,might as well...
Im guessing you still want my DNA?

 

*I shake my head*
No...I'm, uh, actually being sensible with how many forms I have, since I can go insane from having too many...which is why I'm only using 4 actively...plus my human form, which...I'm not using that until my gender issue gets fixed, if it ever does...

 

You are now my favorite contributor to this thread

 

Quick everyone, lit the afterburners! let's charge to 169!!!!!
I want to see this done

 

Well,that explains why you havent been trying to get my DNA recently...
So you can go insane from too many even if you dont use them/adapted to them?

 

If I use and adapt to them, I will go mad. Just having them won't matter, but if I use them...well, just imagine trying to separate a few dozen different ways of acting when wearing...er...closest thing to say is "different clothes", but that doesn't even begin to describe how different it is when shifting forms. My bodies are still familiar enough for me to use, but it's not like I was born in them...

 

So kind of like multiple personalities in your head saying different things driving you absolutely insane?

 

.......the average course of a chinese student...........

 

...In a way, yeah. Except the voices only speak up in specific forms...unless I have too many.
That's what I gathered from what Coro told me, at least.

 

*eats the last of a few fruits and stands up*
Well,im gonna head back to the ship now...

 

...Might as well. Uh...can you help me bring Feather and Lego back to the ship? Both seemed to have fallen asleep...

 

*picks up both of them*
Yeah,i got it covered...

 

I don't think that's quite what he mean-
Well I do!
Shush you! I agree with him.
Oi, I can talk if I want to!
Both of you be quie-
Maybe later.
Can't you see we're having an argument?
An argument? I wanna join!
Sure, we were just at the part where we were about to insult eachother's mothers.
We all have the same mother you idi-
I'll start! Your mother's so... umm... RELIGION!
AAAHH! Damn, he's good... SCIENCE!
CHEESE!
I'm trying to talk he-
No wait, not cheese! Perogies!
Dang... I think he wins this one.
I'm inclined to agree.
So are you all done?
YEP!
Good...
</totallyaccuraterepresentationofmultiplepersonalitiesinonebodypleasedon'tkillme>

That was hilarious and probably a bit racist or something and hilarious!