Avali Nexus Subsitute

DID YOU JUST NINJA ME?

 

((Yo, so, seems today has gotten off to a good start. Got some project work to do but it's pretty easy. Here's to a productive long weekend!))
Anyway, quick update on the "psi-staff" I recovered. No leads. Nothing. Nada. It just seems to emit an unidentifiable energy according to GRACE. She's working away on it in the bridge as we speak. Speaking of the bridge, I think I need to fix up the mechanics in my limbs. I keep tripping myself up or punching myself in the face whilst trying to work. Maybe it's an incorrect neural uplink or something. I tried asking GRACE but she just chuckles at me and continues working on the Staff.
Wow, I've. Actually made no progress at all, yeesh.

 

IF I WAS A FATHER I WOULD BE DEAD.

 

// I have the mollygos summoning ritual ready if you want explanations.

// I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS :D

 

// oooh! direct tether? is it a direct tether?

 

We should poke it really hard.

 

Please don't summon Satan.

 

talk with White if you need someone to look at your augments, he's the one who keeps mine in tiptop shape. and talk with Nix or Arma for the staff, they might know a thing or two.[DOUBLEPOST=1412770643][/DOUBLEPOST]

// do you know where that is from?

 

When I googled "direct tether" it gave me things I don't want given.

 

I understand 0.34% of what you just said. I guess the side effects of being new haven't completely disappeared.

// *gets flashbacks from looking up stuff for 169* oh no

 

We should be roomma-

o Ao

Yyyeeehehehehehe

*puts a gun to your pillow*

Keep quiet and nobody gets hurt

This fills me with joy.

But Stan is a pretty cool guy o, A,o

 

NO NOT SALLY NOOOOOOO

he is the lord of dankness after all.

 

I'll go ask GRACE if I can borrow the psi-staff so you can inspect it. Though I'm also a little curious about why a Hylotl wielding what's basically a magic wand with glowing metal blocks on the end of it is calling a scrap deposit her domain...
In any case. *disconnects*

 

// The ritual is complete, you are officially a dad now.

 

// well... not too far off... i think. its from the game "Tales of Xillia" where a spirit "tethers" with one of the party members, and another spirit gets pissed as if the guy the spirit tethers with cheated on her, so now i can't help but see "tether" as a sort of spiritual sex... yeah...

 

...why would you name your pillow

...





*shoots*

 

*Blood flies everywhere*
you killed her
you killed my cat that i used as a pillow ; A;

 

O AO


*curls up, holds his head, and reconsiders life choices*

 

// I once named a kitchen knife Sarah.

// *critical emotional hit* My cat used to like being my pillow too...

 

*Cat comes out of pillow case unharmed*

SHE IS OKAY
now don't go shooting random things. you might actually hit something at kill it. waitaminnit how is the cat okay
where the fuck did that blood come from