Avali Nexus' - Seven threads of nothing and counting!

Suddenly thread has hit hyperspeed,

I have a feeling we will break our record easily!

 

Okay.... Ill trust you for now. -u-

 

Pls no.

 

phlosioneer pls no

EDIT:

dammit ninja

 

*throws paws up in the air*
I quit!
*jumps off cliff*

 

Fine. :'(

 

NSFW. Reverse image search if you really want to know, but I really don't recommend it.

 

super sonic threading.

 

Not here pls ; A;

anywhere but here

 

*bursts out of the chinchilla pile and latches on to Grix's tail* YOU'VE RETURNED! I MUST SLURP ALL OF YOU APPENDAGES!!!

Hey guys where's the fatvali stuff? I just want to show him how..... unsettling Avali inflation ends up looking. Totes don't want to scar him for life

 

That is, of course, the problem: by the time we reply there's been five other posts.

 

*REFRESHES EVERY SECOND, 10 NEW POSTS*

HOLY

 

Nonononononono

Sheesh. This thread is quick. Basically as quick as the Homestuck thread all the way back when it was in its prime.

 

The vertigo you're experiencing is a perfectly normal sensation.
By normal, I mean you're gunna die any second.
Have a nice fall.

 

Wait- What?!

*falls and dies*

 

And we also have a convo running parallel that's going quickly too.

 

Silly Jet, it's not the fall that kills you. It's the landing!

 

IT'S NOT THE FALL THAT KILLS, IT"S THE SUDDE- *goes splat*