Avali Nexus 23: Title Pending

You should have just said so
*where the block of iridium was is now a pile of nanites*[DOUBLEPOST=1427921141][/DOUBLEPOST]

*starts laughing*
Stale cake

 

wait, could the cake have been a lie. // i'm sorry i couldn't resist

 

It is a lie
*puts the nanites into a canister and plugs it, uploading a advanced AI*
What should I do first?

 

congratulations

you have used an overused reference.

*golf clapping*

 

then what was i eating?

 

Meep!

(hi everyone)

 

Ice cream cake
*throws a wad of nanites at a soda can*
Sentinel, assimilate
*the nanites desolve the can*
If worked!

 

penguin i will pull out the potato. // yes i have now referenced both portals.

 

'ello.

 

hello there.

then it is cake because ice cream cake is technically cake.

 

Merry Christmas!

 

But also icecream

 

I don't want to bring in any penguins with santa hats on.

I don't.

 

Your a few months late

 

*enters his wooden shack with a crate of scrap metal*
Time to get to work...

 

watch he is gonna quote all our post and say April fools.

 

OH REALLY?

OHHH REALLY?

I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK OF THAAT

 

// watch as he lives in a parallel universe where every day is Christmas day, except for Christmas day.

 

but it's still cake, so it isn't a lie.

 

Sentinel, go assimilate some wepons from the range
*the swarm of nanites flow into the firing range and begin assimilating, then return to the main room*
Find your blueprints
*Sentinel goes under the door and moves towards umbras shack*[DOUBLEPOST=1427922158][/DOUBLEPOST]

But it's sill icecream