Avali Nexus 23: Title Pending

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you could die or could end up like penguin and gonzo.. sharing a room.. on a bed..

..unable to walk or stand up.

 

*fires a barrage from the cannon*

 

well looks like i made the right choice, also i'm far back enough where i don't get injured.

*cake gets all over his face and in his mouth after eating the cake in his mouth he licks his face* fun!!!

 

*the printed parts are being assembled*
My prototype nanite will be superior
*a single nanite come out of the machine*

 

i want you to jump into water from an 80 ft height, right now.

 

*loads in extra gunpowder and a stale cake*
This is the final cake

 

*looks over your shoulder at the printer*
Hm? What's this?

 

i'm not stupid penguin

*notices the extra gunpowder and goes back further*[DOUBLEPOST=1427919969][/DOUBLEPOST]

he's preparing for the new Call of Duty zombies map. i'm sorry couldn't resist.

 

A nanite.
By any chance do you have some spare iridium laying around?

 

...
No, not really. I could probably break it right now or something.

 

yes you are.

you believed command and lase was real

like really

come on austin

 

*fires the stale cake directly at your head*[DOUBLEPOST=1427920116][/DOUBLEPOST]

Good point

 

............... penguin i didn't, unless I've been transported to another dimension.

*again backs up further* *opens mouth*.

 

*the rock hard cake slams directly into the center of your face*

 

Uh, no, I don't.
*scans the printer and nanite with a small device, then walks off*

 

*except because i'm a antro alligator it goes straight into my mouth and hurts a lot but no real injuries*

 

*as soon as you go through the door, the divices content gets wiped*
No one leaves with my blueprints
*drops the nanite on a block of iridium*[DOUBLEPOST=1427920557][/DOUBLEPOST]

...
You just ate a stale cake

 

welp

he done for

10/10

 

// no it's in my mouth *spits the cake out* showtime why did i trust you with this?

 

Well, sorry for looking for an example.
*scans it again and teleports out this time*