Avali Nexus 19: The Last Hole

oh.. you meant that shop keeper?
i am the shopkeeper! come inside my friend!

 

*pads in* Hey there.

 

the actual penguin is actually drugged on a floor

you can blame teron for that

 

*walks inside*
Hmmm not slightly suspicious that you tried to kill me. But now you just let it fly.

 

have a look at my wares, i sell them for fair prices, i hope.

 

What do you have?
And why is there a body on the floor?

 

that used to be my brother

anyways, i have this, that, maybe that, and that.

(you spot a robe, a bomb, a battery, and a key.)

 

Used to be brother?

I'll take the key and the bomb.

Why does this remind me of the name Isaac?

 

uhm.. i guess no reason?

the eyepatched man nervously says

uhm, that'll be 10 coins sir

 

*Puts ten pennies on the counter*

Why do I hear a crying child?

 

Uhm.. well..

people usually cry because of the conditions here, as you can see, obviously not great..

 

Is there any way out?

 

nope!

just.. just.. well..

staying down here..

its kinda your fault you went down the trapdoor anyway.

 

It's not my fault, I just made a bad joke then this scientist sent me down.

 

well too bad

scientists don't like bad jokes, i thought you knew that.

 

Nope never knew.
Can't you just teleport out or something, or is the only way out death?

 

even death still has you trapped here

there is no way out

unless you use magic or have a rope out..

 

I have an escape rope, I stole it from this guy named Gary.

*pulls out a rope and it flag to the roof punching a hole in the ceiling

 

AGHH!

*penguin falls down, knocking the rope down*

where... am i..

everything is so.. blurry..

.. think i broke my everything..

 

*drags body away to a dark corner*

I'm going to sell his soul to a demon for freedom