Avali Nexus 19: The Last Hole

least you could do is give the penguin mercy

or knock him out

no guarantees that he won't act crazy while knocked out though

 

*Clone teleports and rushes over to Penguin yelling "ALLAHU ACKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" with a bomb strapped to his chest.

 

Until we find a suitable target, of cour-

No, bad. BAD!

 

huhh... what?

*heart beating rapidly*

*blurry vision*

is that.. a.. b..omb?

no.. no ..no no no..

*curls up and and cries*

 

What item 16? You are quite sure there never was a 16th item. The last one on the list was clearly A block of AEROGEL.
Nonetheless, the entity hands you the Pinkitus virus very carefully, and immediately transports you out of the store.
You figure he's just paranoid. Luckily for you, or unluckily depending on your viewpoint, he forgot to either take or deposit money from your account.
In the approximate location where you think item 16 would have been if it had ever been a thing in the first place, sits a pumpkin.

 

*Takes out an AWP and snipes the clone before he can reach Penguin.* Sorry, my clones are insane... Some even joined ISIS and the Counter-Terrorism forces...

 

AHHH!

*crying intensifies*

 

*Second clone walks up to Penguin, showing him TF2 gifs and calming him down slowly.*

 

boo

 

what.. what are you showing me?

*blurry vision*

its another bomb isn't it...

*curls up*

 

TARGET ACQUIRED! *Dives on kC*

 

*Clone shakes his head* No, it's magical TF2 Gifs... watch closely... *Strokes his fur*

 

*My tails snap up, the sharp bits on each end pointed at you.*

 

*Refuses to spray the device, then jumps off of Teron and lands near kC* Yo.

 

whaaat..?

*bad hearing*

*blurry vision*

what.. what is happening to me...

eghhh..

 

YAY SOMEONE TO CUDDLE!
*I grab you and pick you up as if you were a 2x4, toting you over my head as I run away to find somewhere to cuddle and sleep.*

 

*Injects kC with a syringe filled with a liquid designed to turn him into a rainbow lucario* Shh... let it happen.

 

But..I'm already a rainbow...Luc...ario.....
*faints*

 

*Uses a full revive*

 

*shivering*

please.. don't.. kill.. me..

*crying*

*vomits*

i.. need.. a cure..

*coughing rainbow liquid*