Avali Nexus 19: The Last Hole

Have you noticed the user interface was designed by somebody who has heard of the concept, maybe even seen one in person but has had great difficulty in internalising any of the details.

 

I personally don't really have any problems with it.

 

All this sudden obsession of mutagenic bites... ...it's invigorating.

 

*Injecting teeth become snake fangs, able to be folded to the roof of the mouth, and becomes a normal male.*
...I am completely okay with this! Mostly.

 

......\Vell, things happened, didn't they?
Now, I gotta try one for myself, see if I can't get rid of my second tail...
*down the hatch!*
(Your draw: 8♣, 9♣, 9♠. Nothing happens.)
........*waits...*
........Did I seriously just get a dud?

 

...that is disappointing. Duds are the worst!

 

*A black and slightly rainbow-colored blur zips by, coming from the room Umbra entered*

 

Yeah! Now I'm actually male Rhea!
...Except with some snake teeth, a longer tail, and poofier fur.

 

I prefer getting ones of the milky variety.

 

"Enough, the entire council disagrees."
"This change must be made, do you want this planet in ruins?"

"Just because you're the first Mossfeather ever in throne... doesn't mean you get to fiddle with our government."

"I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IF YOU DISAGREE!"

"THIS IS NEEDED!"

"So be it. Lock him up in his room, quickly."

 

...the heck was that?

 

i think it's what used to be umbra.

 

*sigh* Seriously...what's with these shenanigans recently?
*sets off towards where the blur went*

 

Yeah, imagine how weird it is for me.
// "Now you know how I feel~"
Shh. Yours was your fault.
// "Because you planned it that way."
... *Drinks the antidote he was handed*

 

I have no idea.
I'm just happy I'm a guy again

 

You're the one instigating them.

I'm outta here before anything crazier happens.

 

what the thread, hell

 

wondering what to do

oh right

the answer is always nexus

 

(Your draw: K♣, 7♠, 4♣. Remove 1 effect, add 1 effect.)
(The dice say: 13. 1 small mutation.)

 

Looks like I'm the only umbreon again