Avali Nexus 16.9: Sweet 16.

FIRING.

[You are immediately assaulted by several tons of metal flying at supersonic speeds.]

[Oh, and a Ion blast for some reason. The Alliance needs to get ion cannons/PPCs invented, now that I think about it.]

 

Mai character update, new sord

 

WE COULD PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW AND YOU COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT

 

Surge's an anthro. Height and weight about the same as normal humans. Minus the D-cups, of course.

 

Technically speaking 6 foot 2 minus the ears.

 

// D'AAAWW! WOOK AT THE WITTLE SWURGE!

 

SHE'S A REALLY TALL UMBREON
I AM GOING TO CALL SURGE A SHE UNTIL THIS GETS FIXED

 

I'LL SHOVE THAT TONGUE SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL HAVE TO START TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE SHIT

 

*Is 5'3*
...Goddamn furries

 

You won't be wrong

Indeed

 

does this mean i can call you a bitch.

 

Atleast no one is throwing me...

 

That'd be pretty futile considering a bit of entropic displacement would prevent my body from suffering the G-forces incurred by something as relatively gentle as being thrown.

Also umbreon have an exceptionally low attack stat. What gives? Surely you wouldn't sacrifice augmenting your naturally impressive defense or covering your otherwise unimpressive endurance to synergize with the aforementioned defence in favor of a little more physical strength, would you?

 

That depends on how attached you are to your body parts

 

Never underestimate my ability to train uncompetitive pokemon

 

// Back from stuffs...

 

This thread is like a black hole. Once you get to close there's no hope of escape.
Welcome to the Nexus

 

Be quiet, you should be a bullet-ridden corpse.

 

this sounds like an excellent chance to test out my new mechs, let's rig up some miniguns onto a Templar and have at him

 

I'm not saying you couldn't make an offense oriented umbreon and make it work in niche situations... I'm just saying they have abysmal physical strength.

Also, 6'2? No wonder you have difficulty sliding under cars. I'm 3'5