Avali Nexus 16.9: Sweet 16.

It's mostly just shitposting, so don't feel bad.

 

I only make shitposts of the highest quality.

Testicles

See?

 

Anus beaver platypuses.

 

{Temp colors for convinence. These characters will never pop up again.}

[Two engineers stood next to a strange, humanoid mass of metal, standing up three feet higher than them.]

They recovered this from the ship's engineer bay? What is it?

It is apparently a mecha, refined in size. His design files call it a military exoskeleton.

An exoskeleton?! Are you kidding me?! You could fit an entire human, comfortably, in the chest alone!

That... ...is apparently what it was built to do.

[He pressed a red button on a makeshift panel, juryrigged with wires up to the mecha. The seemingly solid chest breaks up into panels that swivel away to reveal a full cockpit.]

...You know, Galaxion has got to be the most fucked up Kineptic in the galaxy, but you have to admit, he has style.

 

Did you ever look at the BBTS?
Shitposting is a Bronys Speciallity.

 

I won't even begin to doubt this claim

 

There is one other thing that bronies excel at but I will stop here

 

ILLEGAL WORD, DETECTED.

[All weapons in the area swivel to point at your face.]

 

That's the one thing that every fandom suceeds at.

This reminds me of gurren lagann.

 

The finest taste in headwear

 

After a few minutes, Smallpaw groaned, and sat up. He rubbed the back of his head, before lightly touching both of his new ears. They twitched away from contact, and Smallpaw sighed. "I suppose I was right, then. Nausea means something is going to change." He flicked his ears, and moved them around a bit. "At least these are smaller than my old ones...and...slightly more sensitive."
((ROLLTIME

HE GOT LUCKY FOR ONCE. No mutations today.))

 

*Loads his rifle* pump the brakes kid we don't talk about train wrecks round these parts

 

Damn. 5 minutes in and i have hundreds of weapons pointing at me.
Well you guys have a good sense for comics at the very least. Judging from those avatars.

 

what in the effervescent FUCK is going on right now guys.

 

QUIET MAGGOT

 

NEW PERSON
GIF GO

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GOT NINJA'D

 

You're the umbreon. Shouldn't we be using you as a battering ram to make said window? You're pretty much a living meat shield. I've raised my fair share of umbreon over the past 12 years, so I should know.

Or I could punch it. That'd probably work.

 

Well i'm not exactly a part of this.
Just swinging by because i'm bored

 

OR WE COULD THROW YOU AT IT

 

the gif goes to all.
Even those just popping in for a post or two and never appearing again.