A New Challenger Has Appeared

"But really folks, what's the deal with airline food. Is it food, or poor piloting.

And what's the deal with going on dates. You gotta be somewhere?"

-In memorial of Jerry Seinfeld's Death

Sincerely,
Dator

Anyways, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. The pleasure's all yours of course. After all, my goal is galactic conquest and you will all come to no me as master.
Mwahahahah -hack- -cough- hahahahahahaha!

 

Um well, hello then Dator, welcome to the Starbound community!

I'm assuming Jerry from the comedy show Seinfeld? Man that show was great... Well then I'm glad to have you here, and while yo' taking over the universe, I'm gonna fly away

 

Thank you for acknowledging my quest for conquest. You should join my militia. We should have a clan up soon. I think you'd make quite a good front line soldier.

 

Since... Er... Don't question your leader and overlord.

 

What? Seinfield isn't dead! Did somebody start some stupid hoax thing again?

 

So will you fight the fight for my empire?

 

Glad you're interested in fighting for me! I'll be sure to put you in my slave mines.

 

Of course I do. I'm just rushed. This is only one of few projects I'm working on.

My army is for the sole purpose of intergalactic conquest. We are Mortuus. The Dead.
Right now we are working on dominating this forum instead of the universe because we don't have a universe to conquer.

 

Oh my, what a plot twist

 

Fight for my army!

 

Does this mean you aren't helping? After all we've been through together?

 

You are now our official cheerleader. Here's a link for our discussion and such.
http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/mortuus-were-already-dead.28526/

 

Hello Dator that for some reason is my overlord, welcome to da communities

 

I'm glad that you're so on board. Want a role in my army?

 

Hello Dator. Welcome to the Starbound community.

Please have a cookie.

I refuse to bow at another's feet, I shall never call you master!