☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

Scavenge dead enemies for clothing. The Top Hat was from The Groom, and the Eskimo Coat was from an Eskimo Zombie. There's also a Viking Helmet (pretty good early-game defense boost) and all I need now is a pair of pants.

 

No way, said billy.
Of all the things Derek could do with billy, derek chose buttsecks.
He ripped billy's tender anus apart and made it look like Stephen Hawking's black hole theory was an observable fact.
Oh boy, here i come! Thought Derek.
Mom was sitting on the chair watching, nodding her head in approval.
Or was she disapproving? Find out by reading the first letters of every line.

 

No hot mof?

 

The mother doesn't want him to fuck hot motherfuckers. We can't really tell if she was approving or disapproving, Cumea.

 

Fuck, read the first letter of every line.

 

Fun with friends.

 

A secret identity has been discussing some classified info with me, and we have deduced that the apple loves grape soda. He's always been saying that he actually likes coke. But we have found an image of him with his fizzy, fruity love. That image is classified.

He's been deceiving us.

 

This screenshot is wonderful.

 

Ermahgerd SPOILERS ALLADAWIODAD
Just got one of these little guys with my extractor

 

Fuck. Well I need that now.

 

Fuck
I might not come here for a bit in fear of 1.2 spoilers

 

Yeah I couldn't get the spoiler tag to work..

 

[spoiler][/spoiler]

 

Aha. So you too have found the "Cringeworthy" Gallerty on KYM. Its my favorite.

 

Also the Bulldozer from Payday 2 is real

 

Exactly what I tried..

 

http://pastebin.com/G0e2TW9c

Copy/paste what's in the paste bin.