Wyrd Order Of Furries x2

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

It can't be me. I'm not gouging the anti-furry's eyes out.

I contributed a Deus Ex reference to break it up.

Edit: I've made a draft of Desulti race relations, if anyone wants to read and give feedback.

Humans – The Desulti have had little contact with humans; mostly explorers and traders seeking opportunity in distant lands. A couple of those who have met them pointed out that the Desulti bear resemblance to an animal on earth, called a “kangaroo”. While the humans found this amusing, the reactions of the Desulti have been mixed. Some wonder if they’re an evolutionary predecessor or a paranormal sign, while more think it’s a coincidence.



Avians – After discovering an automated probe launched by the Avians, the Desulti established long-range contact with them. It would be many years before an envoy would be sent to Tisetora, establishing a permanent line of communication between the two races’ governments. Several missionaries have tried preaching their belief in Kluex to the Desulti, but with very little success.



Apex – Diplomacy between the Desulti government and the MiniKnog is very limited, since the two rarely see eye-to-eye (especially on issues of personal freedom and scientific ethics). On the fringes, Desulti space is known to be a destination for Apex fleeing the regime. Often intercepted by the Aerospace Force, they undergo a screening process before being accepted and registered as refugees (or, in rare cases, rejected and turned back). It is not unheard of for rebels to seek out refuge in Desulti space, and may well be accepted as “political refugees”.



Florans – As a result of some Florans’ aggressive nature towards non-plant races, there have been several incidents as a result (the most infamous of which involved a young joey reportedly being eaten). As a result, the Desulti have set a stringent series of policies and processes to regulate the presence of Florans in their society. Only those found to be benign enough not to pose a risk are allowed entry, and will usually go on to fit in well. Should they be found unsuitable, they are forced to leave Desulti space.



Hylotl – Given their nature and philosophy, the Hylotl are usually welcomed with open arms into Desulti society. Larger cities and colonies sometimes have a dedicated Hylotl district, complete with traditional architecture and festivals. Hylotl cuisine altered for Desulti digestive systems are a popular delicacy, while temples are known to teach Hylotl ideals of beauty, peace and empathy.



Glitch – Relations with the Glitch has mostly consisted of expedition forces sent by both sides. Contact has also been made with some Glitch “kings”, but full-scale diplomacy with the race has yet to be undertaken. Even so, the occasional self-aware outcast may be seen in Desulti space as they flee persecution from their own or seek a new life. While most pass through on their way to parts unknown, a few have been known to stay.



Novakid – Despite their short memory and attention spans significantly limiting official diplomacy (not to mention their rarity in Desulti space), the Novakid are still known to be good company to the Desulti. They tend to be very excited to meet new races, and the Desulti have been no exception. Both races are more than willing to learn more about the other (even though the Novakid will inevitably forget), and perhaps share a few drinks as well.

What do you think, sirs?

 

I watched this today. It gave me new appreciation for kangaroos, told me some things I didn't need to now about their mating habits, and gave me a few ideas for the Desulti.

I remember this guy doing a Christopher Walkenthrough (where they get some game footage and get someone to do commentary impersonating Christopher Walken). In one he was called by another guy (impersonating Morgan Freeman), who told him to drink some prune juice, put on his big boy pants and join him in shooting some midgets in Borderlands 2. That amused me, for some reason.