I had a weird dream last night where I stole two gallons of milk from my mom and she somehow didn't notice until after my brother pointed it out. At this point we were already at church though. Also for some reason Larry the cable guy was doing stand up in our church. Somehow someone managed to make a big enough fuss about the stolen gallons of milk that he started talking about it. I remember that every time my mom tried to defend herself she just dug herself a bigger hole. It was pretty hilarious.