If you were a alien, living on earth would you be? and what would you do exactlly? and where would you live?
I'd become a sci-fi writer and adapt my people's history and legends into fiction, so humans completely flip out when they make contact and realize those sci-fi novels were right all along. To answer your first question; yes. I would 'be'.
Sorry, let me explain. Your first posts asks me that, if i were an alien, "Would i be?" and "Why would i be?" Neither of those questions make sense with the context provided. I think you accidently your grammar, could you please rewrite it?
I understand the phrasing to be "What would you be (alien race)? What would you do (occupation or time-passer)? Where would you live (self-explanatory)?"
I would be a journalist writing a book about the most happening places in the universe and help readers to know what is crucial to bring with them, such as; Towel - For Nutrition and keeping your self dry. Babel Fish - For those times you don't know the local slang Electronic Thumb - Because you never know when you will be stranded on a giant swamp pit with mattresses and little organic beings that roam around with paper everywhere blissfully unaware their planet is soon to be destroyed to make way for an intergalactic highway.