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So why do the floran hate the Hylotl?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Neonir, Jan 5, 2014.

  1. BillyBobson

    BillyBobson Void-Bound Voyager

    And again these filthy Florans decide that we are but another delicacy for them to enjoy, but we Hylotl are a sophisticated and sentient race far more technologically advanced and thus superior to these savages.
     
  2. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    Exactly.
     
  3. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    No point if you can't protect yourself from being a prey item.

    Or if you're particularily delicious.
     
  4. Hellcorn

    Hellcorn Astral Cartographer


    And you still let us eat half of you:nurutease:
     
  5. Nalano

    Nalano Big Damn Hero

    What isss worssse? That your technology wasss not enough to not be eaten by a sssavage raccce, or that your culture wasss not enough to not be eaten by a sssavage raccce?
     
  6. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    This is why I have a flamethrower people.
     
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  7. Nalano

    Nalano Big Damn Hero

    Floran thanksss you for wearing easssily-ignited fuel on your back.
     
  8. Master Automan IV

    Master Automan IV Phantasmal Quasar

    Hylotl's.
    The most incompetent race ever.

    They let themselves get their asses handed to them by race that can't even speak properly.
    Especially since it's implied that atleast the Hylotl's technology is atleast decent enough to not get kicked off thier own home planet.
    But, guess what? They still done goofed.
     
  9. Dreynguid

    Dreynguid Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    And they forgave the florans.
    Hytlotl are really not warlike peoples, so they weren't prepared to any raid. Like they didn't even give trouble to themselves.
    That's somewhere a good point to me ! But sstill not really appropriated to a world like ourss...
    ~Tentaclesss!...

    So why do florans hate hylotl ?
    Brutal culture shock ? Just see the floran's comment to hylotl's items (and conversely), they just aren't compatible...
    By the way florans don't seem to trully hate hylotls (an hylotl who go visit a floran village can be welcomed).

    Fool ! Don't you know how dangerousss is fire for florans !?
     
  10. Dante1120

    Dante1120 Astral Cartographer

    Burned spinach. Blek
     
  11. Nalano

    Nalano Big Damn Hero

    Not many prey choossse to ssself-cook. Floran is impressssed by prey'sss efficiencccy.
     
  12. DJFlare84

    DJFlare84 Spaceman Spiff

    Important note for the future of this thread: THE FLORANS DON'T HATE THE HYLOTL ANYMORE.

    They pretty much invaded the Hylotl Homeworld for shits and giggles and forgot about it later. Nowadays, it's like this.

    Floran: Hi fishyman!
    Hylotl: ...
    Floran: What issss matter?
    Hylotl: I hate you.
    Floran: What? What floran do to fishyman!?
    Hylotl: Your people attacked us!
    Floran: Oh... Floran bad. Floran not do again. *Offers fistbump* We cool?
    Hylotl: >F/
    Floran: *Waggles eyebrows.* :3
    Hylotl: ...
    Hylotl: *Gives a reluctant fistbump.*
    Floran: Yaaaay! Fishyman is now friendssss. :D
    Hylotl: *grumble*
     
  13. Nalano

    Nalano Big Damn Hero

    Until floran isss hungry.

    Meatman onccce make joke: Democracccy is two floran and one fishman voting on what'sss for dinner.
     
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  14. Marxon

    Marxon Supernova

    I'm not that stupid to use a petrol flamethrower, that stuff is annoyingly sticky once it's burning.
     
  15. DJFlare84

    DJFlare84 Spaceman Spiff

    Ah, we all know how that ends...

    They order a Meat-Lover's pizza and the Hylotl guy picks out the meaty bits from his slices.
     
  16. SenikCouper

    SenikCouper Poptop Tamer

    I'm human, I'll eat my fish with a side of vegies :p
     
  17. Cell Materia

    Cell Materia Cosmic Narwhal

    even i'm hylotl and i hate how rude they are. snarky bastards
     
  18. DJFlare84

    DJFlare84 Spaceman Spiff

    Our brothers and sisters throughout the stars have not yet had the courage to step out of their personal space to explore the worlds of other cultures.

    Let us be the change we wish to see.
     
  19. Cell Materia

    Cell Materia Cosmic Narwhal

    this is the kind of forward thinking i can get behind to
     
  20. BillyBobson

    BillyBobson Void-Bound Voyager

    The Hylotl moved underwater and started their technological breakthroughs then, so your arguments are mostly invalid.
     

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