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So how screwed are humans?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Noble Pigeon, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. TheFudgement

    TheFudgement Ketchup Robot

    For the Glitch, something like that would be better than my suggestion. And I totally forgot about Agarans. Maybe Florans try to take over their empire?
     
  2. Evangelion

    Evangelion Supernova

    Not newts, axolotls.
     
  3. Ttariel

    Ttariel Big Damn Hero

    japan wanted to try real life porn movies. For this they made tentacle monsters

    Jokes aside, chances are one of the other races *cough apex cough* made this thing and lost it.
     
  4. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    One of Greenfinger's notes in the Codex when mentioning Earth said 'How did it escape' or something along those lines. :)
     
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  5. Ttariel

    Ttariel Big Damn Hero

    Hm should read them again, missed this one.

    Thanks buddy
     
  6. MysticMalevolence

    MysticMalevolence Oxygen Tank

    Humans had their planet destroyed. Florans, while primitive, can be educated as proven by this and this. Hylotl can obviously fight if provoked, otherwise the Florans wouldn't hate them as much and see them as regular prey. Avians can be very advanced, but Kluex is getting in the way for most of the population. Players are not affected by said restraint. The Apex are being oppressed by Big Ape, but the player flees and has the option to ignore the brute. Glitch are robots; with the right research, they could learn how to disable pain, and conquer.
    In a way there, you're wrong: It's not just fish- or bird-people, it's fish- or bird-people, meaning that they could birth like mammals.

    Back on topic, humans are probably going to be wiped out if they can't take their planet back. Look at the number of bunker-raids daily.
     
  7. Paladin

    Paladin Pangalactic Porcupine

    'So how screwed are humans?'
    _____________________________________________________________________________________
    Enemies List:
    "Tentacle Monster"
    Apex (Apex Propagandists sneak into Human Prisons)
    Florans (Several conflicts between Humans and Florans have been recorded in the in-game codex)
    Avians (Avians sometimes kidnap Humans for religious purposes)
    Hylotl (Minor, but Hylotl Adventurers have been recorded stealing parts from Human Ships.)

    Neutral:
    Glitch (No positive or negative interactions have been recorded)

    Allies:
    N/A
    _____________________________________________________________________________________
    Given the large number of enemies, non-existent number of allies, and sheer depletion of manpower, I would say that Humanity is, at the moment, screwed.
     
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  8. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    Human bases tend to have posters of a Ape with a caption (I think it's "there is no need to be upset). Possibly a collaboration with the human military as you see these everywhere.

    Of course, if this was established before the fall who knows what it's supposed to do now.
     
  9. Bumber

    Bumber Pangalactic Porcupine

    I've always assumed the posters are there just because the humans are obsessed with memes.

    There might actually be some kind of military alliance mentioned in the lore, though. (Nothing I can find on the wiki, however.)
     
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  10. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    When you inspect them you get confusion from your character. It is a obvious nod to a. meme though.
     
  11. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    My bet is that the Apex bought out some of the USCM bunkers. I doubt that the United Systems are actually allied with the Apex, they're cruel (Well, their 'government' is)
     
  12. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    You don't have to ally yourself with a faction to "partner" up though. Also it would be strange if the Apex bought out every bunker in existence (at least for now, maybe more structures will be added).
     
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  13. Hawk Novablast

    Hawk Novablast Black Hole Surfer

    True, they might be helping each other for the sake of assistance in terms of resources, I suppose it would be good for humanity to have a staircase to go up to get on the same level as the other species, since they're relatively new to the other races and the galaxy at large.
     
  14. Paladin

    Paladin Pangalactic Porcupine

    I cannot find any evidence in game that the USMC is officially allied to any alien species. As far as I know, they are strictly human.
    If I recall, they have a new policy regarding Alien Life that can allow, under dire circumstances, to recruit Aliens, but while they can probably hire them out individually like mercenaries, it is extremely unlikely that the USMC is allied with any major Alien Faction. Officially.
     
  15. quantian

    quantian Aquatic Astronaut

    Considering Greenfinger's Codex, Humans and Apex being allied seems well out of the realm of possibility.
     
  16. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Apex:Big Ape? Here? Why would humans have such a poster? Is it a joke?
    [​IMG] Avian:This appears to feature that Big Ape character. Do the humans have some connection to the Apex?
    [​IMG] Floran:Big fat monkeyman sssay wordsss. Floran punch in face.
    [​IMG] Glitch:Suspicion. Why do the humans have a poster of Big Ape, I wonder?
    [​IMG] Human:This cartoon character seems familiar. Wait... is that Big Ape?
    [​IMG] Hylotl:A human poster, an Apex villain. Curious

    The poster for anyone wondering.
     
  17. quantian

    quantian Aquatic Astronaut

    It's really just a reference.
     
  18. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    Of course it's a reference. But if it was not meant to be taken into account lorewise the player character would respond in a humorous way.
     
  19. quantian

    quantian Aquatic Astronaut

    Lorewise, humanity is new to the universe as a whole and is considered whimsical.

    They're not gunho toting badasses. They're stragglers of a world that got screwed pretty hard by another race's experiment that got loose.
     
  20. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    I never said they are not so my point still stands. Nobody knows the origins of the tentacle beast.
     

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