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So how screwed are humans?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Noble Pigeon, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. ReverendBonobo

    ReverendBonobo Hard-To-Destroy Reptile

    There just aren't enough schoolgirls in Japan to satisfy a tentacle monster that big.
     
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  2. Shadow Wolf TJC

    Shadow Wolf TJC Spaceman Spiff

    As an American, I can probably relate to this. The United States was originally formed when a bunch of British colonies were fed up with increasing taxation without being represented in British government. They decided to fight for their independence, won, and have since become their own nation. I'd imagine that the colonies beyond Earth were likewise growing tired of being exploited by a stagnant Earth with little in return, so some of them thought "good riddance" when hearing about Earth's destruction.
     
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  3. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    Considering that their planet was taken over by a giant tentacle monster, I would say that humans are "anime screwed."

    This could be a great storyline for a later patch: implement "Earth" as a planet that consists almost entirely of a large dungeon, or as a place for a boss fight to unlock a tier.

    But, there should be a debuff or disadvantage if the player is female and wears a skirt.
     
  4. Nalano

    Nalano Big Damn Hero

    Humans as a species are fine. EARTH is screwed.
     
  5. AwkwardDan

    AwkwardDan Space Hobo

    Filthy humans, Giltch will reign supreme
     
  6. ThePenguinNich

    ThePenguinNich Big Damn Hero

    The penguins were obviously already above the intelligence of the humans, and they were just chilling here on Earth. Then Mr. Tentacle Monster Man started wrecking stuff and the penguins just left like "Ok bai".
     
  7. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Filthy robots, with no actual conciousness
     
  8. Charlatan

    Charlatan Parsec Taste Tester

    Chilling. :iswydt:
     
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  9. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

  10. MyLittleBurger

    MyLittleBurger Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Maybe the penguins used earth as their base? After a couple of months or killing every person that decides to make a distress beacon, they take some time out on earth. Granted, now they will have to find another inhabited planet to crash on.
     
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  11. Herrawesome

    Herrawesome Space Penguin Leader

    I will visit naught but ruination and destruction on the mishappened farce you call a species, xenos scum!
     
  12. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    YES, MY BROTHER
    WE OF THE EMPERORS CHILDREN SHALL FOREVER REIGN SUPREME MORALLY, OVER THESE........... XENOS
    THEY ARE NOT EVEN XENOS.
    THEY ARE IMPUDENT CREATIONS WITH NO RESPECT OF LIFE
    THEY MUST BE REMOVED
     
  13. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

    [​IMG]
     
  14. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest





    *Several Warhound Titans pop out of nowhere*
    Creed heretic.
    Creed
    *BLAM*
     
  15. cyberspyXD

    cyberspyXD Tiy's Beard

     
  16. RitsuHasano

    RitsuHasano Existential Complex

    Sure, a good portion of the earth was probably killed, but it sounds like earth was merely one place of many that humans lived in. They had probably spread about the universe by the time that happened, and so the destruction of earth merely just destroyed 'the jewel of the human empire'. The starting place from wence all the humans cam.
     
  17. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Really.
    Really now.

    Obviously you have never read/played/heard of Warhammer 40k, which is what I and the guy I quoted are referencing.

    And aren't you the people person.
     
  18. Hatsya Souji

    Hatsya Souji Parsec Taste Tester

    I feel going back on Earth, though I have to make the regular humans and their anime-looking offshoot (Ningens) work together!

    (Time to build S.S. Sayaka Miki, an ark-like battleship)
     
  19. Herrawesome

    Herrawesome Space Penguin Leader

    Abhor the mutant!
     
  20. Hatsya Souji

    Hatsya Souji Parsec Taste Tester

    You wanted a ONE WORLD or rather a ONE UNIVERSE MOVEMENT, right? Well, we could still use them for our needs, Human.
     

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