Rope!

Save the world.

 

Be a man.

 

I'm not a man.
I'm a genderless being of magic.
Dark magic.
That's not evil, surprisingly.

 

What happened to being a sentient, non-malleable platinum robot?

 

Turned into this.

I am a strange thing.

 

I liked the robot better. Robots are predictable.

But with the dark arts.... you can never be certain.

 

Oh well.

I destroyed plenty of salad earlier.

 

Did the salad contain any pears?

 

Probably did.

 

We should probably stop clogging up this perfectly reasonable thread.

Anyways, I need to go shopping for a new tie.

 

Get a black tie.

 

Oh... oh my god...
I'm dying of suprised-that-my-second-thread-has-so-many-replies-even-if-half-of-them-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-OP-itis
COOKIES LIKES FOR ALL

 

First of all, lol. Anyway, all of these ideas sound amazing I hope that they're actually implemented...
PS: I'm liking the Doctor's posts just because of his name

 

I would drag an entire planet! Into a star. To its utter anhiliation. :whistle:

 

That would be cool, or even something like glue

 

OMFG JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA!
Electric rope, made from Pok-Took hair!

 

That would be cool!! You might need permission from Sheez for that though but still put it up on suggestions