Lets come up with dumb achievements together

or just fill all of your inventory slots with core fragments
also it should have been

why can't i hold all these cores

 

true true my friend, true true

 

...ew: get a larva to move in
you should know I look beautiful: wear the full pink set
pew pew: shoot a gun
not a creepypasta: defeat big ape.exe (or the big ape hologram)
you avenged earth, now put something on: defeat the final boss without armor

 

wheeee! - fall from space to the surface
it's perfect! - wear the perfectly generic armor
helper - do all outpost quests
we are the crystal gems - land on a prisim biome with 3 friends, each of you with a whip, spear, shield, or pair of fist weapons, each with 4 diamonds as well
we always save the day - using the aforementioned party loadout, beat the final boss
and if you think we can't - with that loadout, lose to a boss
we'll always find a way - then defeat that boss
stronger than you: the garnet player beats a boss solo
slugilite: the garnet and amethyst players have destroyed a collective 3000 blocks
opal: the pearl and amethyst players have killed a collective 1500 enemies
sardonyx: the pearl and garne players have caused 1500 blocks to fall
alexandrite: all 3 gem players (not including the steven one) have destroyed 3000 collective enemies
stevonnie: the steven player and anothe player have collectively talked to 1500 npcs
Honey I broke the game - /spawnitem a cellshadee

 

i don't get those refs where are they from?

 

Steven Universe

 

ahhh never seen that show but sure why not

 

me neither, but I am very knowledgeable on it

 

Huzzah!: dye the box set white
enter the starbound: collect one of every special attack on a gun
I'm blind!: enter a rainbow crystal biome
derpichius horror: beat erchius horror without getting hit
deadwing: beat dreadwing without getting hit
ixiodead: beat ixiodoom without getting hit
shockhopper mk.wrecked: beat shockhopper without getting hit
kabbalah fwechi!: use a staff

 

The cake is a truth-bake a cake | Ghost in the shell-equip a volcano crab with ghostly collar | Parental advisory-run through settlement with nothing on

 

Why is the red one the most expensive?: obtain a red hoverbike.
harvest moooooo: get 5 of all farm animals on one planet.
mod squad official member: gain and play as one modded race.
mod squad private: play as 4 different modded races.
mod squad leader: play as 8 different modded races.

 

hold my beer: drive a hoverbike into lava, die

 

How the Ruin Handicapped Itself: Defeat the Heart of the Ruin without killing any of the minions summoned by the fight (Includes biome mobs). Of course, YOU can't kill them, but you aren't the only one who can kill them (In other words: You must bait them into the beam attack).

 

Heart of Iron: beat the Ruin wearing nothing but iron armor and using iron weapons

 

champion trainer: capture all unique monsters.
look out!: axidentally blow yourself up.
noxed out: beat asra without getting hit.