OOC Land of Valor

Everyone did get a letter, slut station. You didn't just refer to one person, dingus. Look at the OC

 

Nope...There was just one.

 

Well, balls.

 

"A small envelope is in the center of the clearing."
Yeah, so don't call me a slut station because you're feeling angsty.

 

*casts calming spell level 86 on Kane and Crits*

 

Geez, the polish word for interested is the best thing I've seen today...

 

*becomes potato*

 

oops

 

*Extends hand of friendship towards the potato*

 

*potato is calmest being in universe* *lightly grasps the extended hand. the immense power held by the potato causes the hand to be crushed into a thin paste (great as a topping) nonetheless*

 

Ow

 

Kane, you've got to stop doing Stargazer missions! People always end up dead from it!

 

Man, the post hath skyrocketed!

 

*potato gives him spud arm* I guess I forgot to mention, she'll do anything for cash.

 

Yes, as Elyan has so smoothly noted

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

gtg, got walking dead to watch! *launches spud cannon at ground, flying away into the sunsetting moon, leaving a sizable crater*

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Fukdatshow

 

Is the beast a dragon, or is it a Bullcrow?

 

Much worse...