...What would your profile on the wiki look like? What should people gift you and what absolutely not (in-game items!). What kind of recipes would you offer in return? Which villagers would be your friends? Is there anyone you'd have a crush on? What's your profession? Where on the map would you live? If the player had their radar on you and you're going to live together, what would your tiny room on the bottom right look like? And finally, what would your sprite look like (haircolor, clothing style, etc). Not sure why I posted this, I had this idea in my head a few days and thought it might be a fun thing to do. ^^ Well, get those creative juices flowing and let us know! Also, if you are really bored: what kind of new villagers would you like to see introduced to Stardew Valley? You can be as detailed or basic as you want. P.s: apologies for posting this here, but since we have no off-topic forum... not sure what to do else.
Huh I...I'm not exactly sure. Kind of hard to quantify yourself down to just an NPC but i'll give it a shot! I'm thinking, any of the minerals would make a nice "liked" item. Not into geology or anything but they look awesome. Loved items? I'd go with "Complete Breakfast" and "Chicken Taco" (Fish taco variant but I hate fish) Hated items? Mushrooms. As well as most fish. As for recipes? I love to bake and cook so...Mutiple chicken-based dishes. Useless with butchering taken out but its my favorite to cook with. Besides that? I make some mean cookies, shortbread, creamcheese danishes, and ricecrispy treats. All great options. I feel I'd be part of Sams circle of friends. They're all nerdy and seem pretty fun/interesting. As for a crush? Probably Abigail. I got a thing for emo/alt girls and she's a nerd...win/win. I'm not sure where I'd live. I feel like up near the moutain would be nice. Not sure where without added space to the map. As for my tiny room? Hmm, mostly a very large computer set-up with various recording equipment. A varity of bookselves...all filled with older generation videogames and tons of video game posters or minecraft/warcraft decorations. I'm not sure what my profession ingame would be. If we were going based on real life? Part-time Restaurant Sever/ Free-time (semi successful) Youtuber.
My real life job is financial auditor, but we don't need accountant in SDV so I preferably become the adventure guild's member. Since the current members seem like retiree, someone got to take over the job of supplying skeletons in the next year spirit eve. Without saying, i probably lived in that guild or a small house nearby. My house would be a simplistic 1LKB. A book on a shelf titled "How to prepare your future to be the local adventure guild leader" and few cooking books. In the back yard, i'd have a cage with one black slime called Piper. I'd make remark to player of how one day my green slime turned black for no reason and i am still searching for its cause. My job involve giving tips to the Farmer about spelunking the mine (i.e. 'You really don't need to bring your water can into the mine, you know' or 'managing your inventory space is a fundamental knowledge in adventuring'), while also asking the player to supply information about monsters they have slain and its drop for me to take note of it. Every Tuesday, I'd visit the library and submit an updated compendium about local monsters before visiting Linus. Friday afternoon visiting Stardrop Cafe to enjoy Gus's Pizza (his secret sauce worth dying for). In Saturday and Sunday, I'd go fishing on the lake. The rest of the day in the guild polishing equipments. Villagers friend would be Penny bestwaifuforlaifu and Linus. Linus mentioned about having finished the mine to the bottom, so I suppose i learnt a lot from his wisdom (as well as tips on how to survive in wilderness). Maybe Elliot if he needs references for his science fiction novel. Favorite gift would be precious minerals (like dwarf), Survival Burger, and Maki Roll. Hated gift would be Universal Hated items plus Rabbit's Foot. My recipe would be boiled egg and ramen noodle (consists of wheat flour, oil, any vegetable, and any fish.) My gifts to the Farmer are Cave Carrot, Winter Root, Void Essence, and Solar Essence. Marriage would involve having a war room in your house: a map, stack of weapons and boots, and Piper in cage (Iridium cage special order by Clint). And being adventure guild member, i will often leave the house to work except Saturday and Sunday.
Maaaan, I wish I had the spriting skills to make a portrait of my own farmer. Making a mock wiki page in photoshop would be so rad. hmmm, well I'll just make a bio: Name: Jade Birthday: Spring 28 (*grumbles about my bday being on the 29th so my real birthday doesn't fit*) Lives In: Cindersap Forest (oooh or maybe the secret woods!) Family: Onix (cat) Friends: Robin, Sebastian (romantic interest), Sam, Leah, Wizard Loves: Spaghetti (mom's spaghetti, never forgetti), Fruit Salad, Cranberry Candy, Ice Cream, Solar Essence Hates: Beer, Purple Mushroom, All seafood Favorite Thing: Memes "Jade is a shy and new farmer in town that makes a living from her bunny ranch and art commissions. In her spare time, she enjoys collecting cute figurines, stuffed animals, and psychological horror films. Although a little strange at first, she proves to be entertaining and jams to speed metal in the evenings (often with her rabbits)" Marriage to Jade guarantees you one (1) fresh meme and/or dad joke a day. If teA WAS IN THE GAME she would make you tea all the time too. Her area of the room is bright and colorful, littered with video games, a laptop, and really cool looking zombie apocalypse posters.
I'll bite. I'd be a fanfreakingfabulous interior decorator and have a small shop full of wallpapers and flooring so that no one would have to suffer the misery of RNG again trying to get a narfing floor tile they want. And probably some paintings and other furnishing odds and ends. Want a second green gem-thing or giant bear? I'm yo girl! Well...after you get the first one from Gunther that is. Birthday: Fall 8 Lives in: In Town somewhere. Goodness knows there's enough space to stick a small house/shop in there. Villager friends: Emily and Caroline. I can appreciate Emily's drive for fashion, and Caroline seems like a pretty chill gal who could use more friends. Favorite Gift: Bruschetta, Pufferfish, Coffee Likes: Quartz, Parsnip, Blue Jazz, Sashimi, Hates: Coconut, Potato, Would follow the default template of the universal likes-hates as the rest of the villagers. Recipe: Fugu (ingredient: Pufferfish, Rice. Gives a +2 speed boost but costs you 60 energy) Mail: As a friend I'd prolly mail them a random wallpaper/flooring that I think would look great in their house...even though probably not. :B Heart event: At 5 hearts I'd prolly come up to their house asking for their help in finding me a fire quartz. Which upon bringing it to my shop I'd make some fabulous red crystal tile. Which I'd then give them the blueprint for to make red quartz tiles for their farm. No marriage option for this dame. It's for the best, I'd end up just changing your wallpapers every other day.
Me as an NPC, huh? Well, my personality and preferences might make me something of a weird bachelorette, but... Name: Birna Birthday: Spring 8 Hair: Strawberry Blonde Lives In: Probably a small house at the outskirts of town, either up by the community center or near the blacksmith and museum. Family: None Friends: Birna would probably get along with everyone (except possibly Shane) but wouldn't have any real close friends. She would also spend at least one day a week pestering the wizard to take her on as an apprentice (which she would continue to do even after marriage). Loves: Goat Cheese, Fire Quartz (it's the closest thing to rose quartz in this game, and I adore rose quartz) Hates: Cauliflower! Also wine, but mostly cauliflower... "Birna lives in a tiny house that's unremarkable save for the satellite dish on the roof. She does something with computers for a living, but none of the villagers are quite sure what. She's cheerful and friendly and loves meeting new people, but the way she acts often makes her come off as flirty even when she (probably) doesn't mean to, which makes some people feel kind of awkward around her. She's very protective of her computer, and will get angry if anyone so much as touches it without permission. When she isn't at her computer, Birna can usually be found pestering the wizard or wandering around the valley just enjoying nature." My spouse room would have a computer for sure, and probably a lot of books. It would be done up in soft pastels, probably pink and lilac. Also, I think it would be neat if my NPC had special spouse dialogue so that if the player had ten hearts and boyfriend/girlfriend status with any of the other marriage candidates, Birna would occasionally suggest 'letting them join in' (this is just me letting my poly flag fly, but I think it would be neat). There could even be individual flirty 'the more the merrier' comments for each potential boyfriend/girlfriend... Birna as a spouse would leave the farm on Wednesdays (to wander around the valley) and on Saturdays (to bug the wizard about an apprenticeship).
Love reading all your descriptions! Some of these are quite detailed, wow. ^^ @MagicallyClueless: you really do art commissions? Do you have a DA page that we can check out? And yay, a cat person! ...And a Sebby person. But that was already obvious. I love your idea of living in the secret woods! I hope that area will be expanded in a later version of the game. We definitely need Ambaaargh in town for all the awesome stuff she does.. my chests are overloaded with floors and walls because I have no clue how they'd look when I purchase them X_x also, bigtime furniture/deco lover here! Love how you included your own heart event - I wanted to suggest it, but figured people would be too intimidated by that request xD My profile: Address: Somewhere in Cindersap forest. Guess there's enough space for an additional house there, plus I love nature/forest. Bday: Spring 21 Profession: I'm a wellness therapist/masseuse IRL so I guess I'd offer the same service at the SPA (returning health and some energy that way, perhaps increasing speed for a couple hours as a special perk to actually make it worthwhile in-game too, lol). Relationships: I'd aim to be friends with all the bachelors (sorry for being a pervert), though I admit I am terrible at maintaining friendships. I am and have always rather been a lone wolf, I appreciate my freedom. This is one of the reasons why Seb appeals to me, because I can relate. I'd most likely fall for him bigtime. Also, I'd be stalking Elliot a bit since I'd feel too shy to approach him. don't ask why. Room: turquoise-colored walls, black IKEA kallax for all my precious things, including a bunch of books that I always intend to read but rarily find the inspiration to do (I realize I sound a bit like Alex here xD). Big pot of tea on my computer desk along with a figure of Tidus standing proudly. Cozy corner with fireplace & fake-fur blanket for snuggly times. =3 Mail: a free massaging ticket for the bachelors & beauty treatment for the ladies. Favorite gifts: Void egg. Wine. Fiddlehead Risotto, Maki Roll and Sashimi. Or a Mermaid's Pendant if your name is Sebastian. Likes: Beer, Lobster Bisque, Pumpkin Soup, Artichoke dip. Bad gifts: Rotten plant. If you're a masochist and would like to experience the sensation of a bolley kick to the chin, feel free to bring me this.
My profile Address: Corall Reef Pier Birthday Spring 28th Profession: Underwater scuba Diver Relationships: Married to Mer-people Room: Deep blue walls with butterflies Hair: Dirty Blond Eyes: Blue Loves: Milk, Eggs, Pumpkins, Any cooked food, Any fish Hates: Books
This looks fun! Since you're the OP I'm gonna steal your form @primm! Address: Upper floor of the spa building, it's just my style! I love monochrome color schemes, lots of glass and tons of greenery. Bday: Winter 17 Profession: I'd most likely be the town's luxury items vendor - I'd probably sell a rotating stock of high end furniture, decorations and cosmetic items, but only to villagers I'm fond of. Relationships: Living above the spa, I'd probably be good friends with Alex and Penny since they're the only confirmed spa frequenters that I know of, Haley seems like she'd enjoy the baths too! I'd most likely get along poorly with Pam since she's resigned to her drinking, but get along well but cautiously with Shane since he's still able to kick the habit. Room: White walls and pale wood floors with some potted plants in the corners and a paper floor lantern next to my white desk. Mail: Modern decorative items for the player home in my style. Favorite gifts: Coffee, grapes. Likes: Egg, milk, bread, orange, apple, pomegranate, cherries. Bad gifts: Tomato. Please... anything but tomatoes. I'm biased in that I'm already crushing on Alex, so my character probably would too. But he'd also get along well with Haley which would make for an interesting dynamic. If I'm staying true to life, he'd be in his early twenties and have gray hair and a short brown full beard.
Nice one, Cardinite! I'd buy your high end furniture in a heartbeat! Oh, and if you look anything like that guy in your avatar, I'm sure you and Alex would make the hottest couple in town.
Oh cool! I have 2 farmers I'd like to see as NPCs. Name: Olivia Birthday: Summer 6th Hair: shoulderlength, black Eyes: green Address: close to Leah's Cottage Occupation: hairdresser, she can change your hair and give you a nice makeup (much cheaper than the Wizard) Friends: Leah, Caroline, Pierre, Clint Love interest: Clint (sadly he's still after Emily and has friendzoned her for now) Favorite gifts: coffee, honey, cookies Bad gifts: anything you can find at the beach, mostly Shells marriage: nope (hopefully a farmer will pick up Emily and she can have Clint for herself....she can live with being second best) Name: Felicia Birthday: Summer 5th Hair: long and slightly wavy, brunette Eyes: blue Address: below the playground Occupation: fledgling lawyer, specialising in social law, has a small office at home, can help you get a divorce or in case you might inherit something or have debts. Friends: Gunther, Emily, Harvey, Jodi, Kent Love interest: Gunther (secrety dreams of going on an expedition with him and only him. Spends all her free time at the museum, admiring him from afar) Favorite gifts: any kind of mineral or artifact, miner`s treat, coffee Bad gift: beer, duck feather, eggs marriage: I think yes, but it won't be easy to beat Gunther. If you marry her, she'll move her office to your farm, also her clients will visit her there. (but hey, this only means you'll finally have visitors)
Eh, ok, I'll just follow the format folks are using. Name: Dunno, but it'd probably be weird. Birthday: Autumn sometime, probably mid-season. Hair: long and blonde. Like rl Eyes: turquoise blue again-rl Address: Probably under the wizard's tower or in Cindersap - somewhere close enough to the farm to get wool regularly. Occupation: Clothing maker, dyer and spinner. Friends: Pretty much everyone, but especially those with a craft - Emily, Clint, Robin, Maru Love interest: Emily or Sebastian (or both >.>) Favorite gifts: gems, wool (esp bunnygora), coffee, sushi (ok sashimi here but same idea). Buy me sheep and a farm and I'm yours forever. Bad gifts: slime, beer, Okra, slimy foods. marriage: Yes. But be prepared for a lot of demands. room: cluttered, tables with fleece-processing equipment and at least a small herd of spinning wheels. Walls would be covered in hooks with drying yarn and fabric on them, and there'd be a big dye-cauldron. My bed would be more like a giant bag of wool with a nice fabric covering... lol. Small table in the corner with metal-working supplies for jewelry and such making. Cups of knitting needles and crochet hooks at random on the shelves (which one wall would be made of). There would be piles of hand-dyed fabrics and yarns in the shelves.
@primm haha, sorry! that was just for the character. if i ever do commissions though i will let you know, but for now i just kinda draw whatever. YESSS secret woods. I could imagine clearing out a small area of the forest and just having a nice lil ranch there. Bunnies are my favorite and I actually plan to do just a bunny farm in one of my saves. It'll be so great.
Hmm I like this, I'll drop off a little info off if my Riley was a villager. Name:Riley Birthday:Early summer Where she lives: More than likely somewhere close to the mines, maybe a small cottage like Leah's. (Seriously I'm always in the mines when not farming, its addicting down there) Hair color: Dark reddish brown, cut in a long bob style just to her shoulders. Eye color: Bright blue. Profession: (Since I'm always making cherry bombs for my mining trips) probably the town's demolitionist, need a tree stumped removed fast and loudly? Call the little explosive expert! Friends: Everyone in town knows that Riley is outgoing and more than willing to help with any job that may require her help, explosives or not. You can count on Riley to get the task done effectively and on time. Loved gifts: Pizza, coffee, Fried Calamari(Stuff is my fave in real life too) Pancakes. (Bombs, including explosive ammo for the slingshot) Liked gifts: Beer, wine, Salad, any flower. all gems, (She won't eat the flowers you give her either lol) Disliked gifts: Most other fish dishes, Algae soup, mushrooms (any) Love interests: She'll never tell. *Coughitsacertianlittlepurplehairedtownsgirl* Marriage: Yes. Once married, she'll make pancakes often, give you coffee, supply you with cherry bombs, and feed your livestock and fix fences. The closest thing I have of an actual game sprite of Riley, is something someone made for me about a year and a half ago. (Edit) Now that there is a page where you can upload your farmer, it has your characters sprites on it, I went and saved the one for Riley
Well, since it's us as ourselves as a character... *proceeds to put in way too much thought into the idea* Name: Sage (as in the plant, not the religious/magic person) Birthday: Winter 13th (mostly because my birthday is in February, and I've always considered it to be in Winter.) Gender: Male Hair: White-blond. Medium length. Eye color: Green-grey. Clothes: Grey long sleeve shirt, black pants and boots. Body: Notably short, and relatively fragile looking. Profession: Alchemist(?) Would make potions that gave longer lasting and more intense buffs than food, possibly even things like 'fire damage' potions. Would make potions for cheaper if the Farmer provided the ingredients, or for a higher price if they didn't. Lives in: Small house near the clinic due to health issues. Bedroom, alchemy lab, kitchen and sitting room with a couch, bookshelves, and a computer. Family: Mother. (Probably not a character though.) Friends: Sebastian, Maru, Leah, Elliot, Harvey, and Shane (probably designated 'romance interest') Would probably get along the least with Alex, Pam, Demetrius and Haley. Loves: Baked Fish, Chocolate Cake, Maki Roll, Amethyst ("This is really for me? Really? This is an amazing gift! Thank you so much!) Likes: All fish, All Fish recipes (except carp surprise), all vegetables, all mushrooms ("This looks interesting. Oh, it's for me? Thank you!") Dislikes: Apricots, Peaches, Milk (any size), Fried Eggs, Omelet ("...Um. I don't really... like this...Sorry.") Hates: Carp Surprise, Ice Cream, Pink Cake, Melon ("...I don't like this at all. Thank you for the thought, but please don't give me this again.") Schedule: At home for most of the week, alchemy shop open Sun, Wed, and Thur, 11:00-21:00. Goes to the clinic every Tuesday and Friday, the Saloon on Friday evenings. Visits Rasmodius the 15th of every season. Would do a lap around the town every morning before opening the shop. Days off without other activities would be spent doing random things inside the house, mostly in his lab. If married, keeps the same hours for his shop, but otherwise stays at the farmhouse except for visits to the Clinic and visits to the Saloon every other Friday. Gifts to Farmer: Starting at 4 hearts, Desserts; Starting at 6 hearts, random potions. Spouse Room: Gray flooring, purple walls. Computer on a black desk, black bookshelves filled with books. Spouse Chores: Wouldn't do physical chores, would either cook breakfast, give a random potion or give a random metal bar. Relationship Quirk: Requires four hearts to enter bedroom or lab. (If he sees you trying to go in them: "Hey, what are you doing!? Get away from there!") Adoption as the only option for children. (Explains that his health issues could be easily passed onto any biological children and that he doesn't want to do that.) Romance focus: Would probably have his medical issues and the resulting emotional issues as a somewhat common subject. Two-Heart: Clinic on any Tuesday or Friday, between 10:00 and 12:00. Would involve him giving a rough idea of how poor his health is, and how it is why he is in the countryside. Would probably mention that he would be an adoption only child option at this point. Four-Heart: House, any day of the week and any time. Explains about how he became an alchemist out of hopes that he could find a potion that would improve his health. Give the Farmer the choice to test two experimental potions or decline. Potion one gives a six hour speed boost, potion two restores health and energy to full. Six-Heart: ? Possibly Sage collapsing somewhere while talking to the Farmer and having to be carried to the Clinic. Would be either embarrassed, apologetic, or angry depending on how the Player chose to explain what happened. Player could have the option to defend him after he was scolded by Harvey for pushing himself into a collapse. Seven-Heart: Random dialogue where he asks the Farmer if they like seafood dishes, vegetarian dishes or other meat dishes. Eight-Heart: Sage discussing his health issues being a part of his life from early childhood to present, and asking the Farmer if they were to have a permanently ill spouse would they stay with them knowing they wouldn't ever recover fully, would they expect them to pretend they were 'normal'/make themself 'normal-, or would they leave said spouse. Large relationship point loss if they they say they would expect their spouse to make themselves be/act normal. Ten-Heart: Asks the Farmer to meet him at his house. Made a dinner for them both, with the Player's food depending on what dish they said they preferred in the 7-Heart dialogue. After the food, he nervously explains how for a long time he thought he just liked the Farmer as a friend, and even after the bouquet, he wasn't as in love with them then as he is now. Mentions that he won't hold it against them if they don't like him with the same intensity, but he wanted to say it now to see if the Farmer feels the same and if not so he could get closure instead of having it be another 'what if' in his life. Choice to either kiss him or turn him down. Smaller relationship hit for turning him down than with other romance options. "Sage is the local Alchemist, providing his potions to adventurers, farmers, and villagers alike for a reasonable cost. An introverted person by nature, and overwhelmed by large crowds. Easily exhausted, but tries to be relatively positive about his situation, health issues and all. Relatively quiet and timid, usually anxious to some degree, and worried about being a nuisance. Bad at meeting new people, and very protective about his private spaces. Annoyed when people ask for potions for frivolous and morally corrupt reasons- love potions are particularly prone to making him angry." I put way too much thought into that, but it was just such an interesting writing exercise to design a fictionalized version of myself. Figuring out what to give a more fantasy bend to them while also keeping enough of myself in the character that it's apparent to at least myself that the character is based off me was interesting. That said sorry about the wall of text, but I just got really into the designing process, whoops.
Nice work, Ghostly Fox ^^ glad you liked the idea. I love the detailed profiles posted here, most of you are quite creative! I might add some heart events later, too. @EvilPoptart81: what a cute lil' sprite! I tried to create a sprite to represent myself but since my photoshop skills are rather limited I came up with this: She looks a bit angry/moody but whatever, guess that suits me. Lol
hmm I love looking through these let me think I have multiple characters but for me... Name: Unknown, because most haven't been able to pronounce it. Birthday: Spring 9 Lives in: either the farm or bushes waiting for someone to come by that I can trip. Hair color: dark Eye color: hazel Profession: Loner(fishing or mining too much to care about friends), writer(Elliot can work for me), chef(better at cooking than Gus is, just cause ), artist(Leah can work for me too.) Friends: depends on my mood, mostly Elliot, George, Evelyn, Shane, Harvey, Leah, and Ras Loved gifts: chocolate cake, coffee, and bombs. Liked gifts: short attention span so anything shiny, or coal to throw at people when I'm in a bad mood. Disliked gifts: algae soup..ew Marriage: Yes, I cook, clean, make money, and will not assault your family members with sticks, coal or bombs. yeah just had fun with it. Edit: My husband insisted that I add him heh. Name: Also Unknown, he says he doesn't know people Birthday: Summer 13 Lives in: the woods (like a creeper) Hair color: dirty blond Eye Color: pale green Profession: fisherman and miner, he doesn't like people ether. Friends: Linus, Ras, and Willy Loved gifts: diamonds, fish bait, and golden pumpkin Liked gifts: anything but salmonberry Disliked gifts: salmonberries and salmonberry goods Marriage: yes if you give him iridium (in any form)
Oh wow. I've got a big one, and it's got quite a bit of detail into it. Name: Mattias Birthday: 18th of Summer (Wow, someone actually remembered for once! Thank you so much!) Hair: Medium brown, frequently combed neatly to right side. Eyes: Hazel Complexion: Tan complexion (Spends a lot of time outside) Clothing: Wears a leather chestplate with shoulder pads, and a black shirt underneath it. Wears khaki pants with kneepads, and brown boots. Dresses up in a red jacket and a red hat during the Spirit's Eve festival. Doesn't dance during the flower dance. Address: 64 Mountain Road (probably over by the Adventurer's Guild.) Occupation: Explorer/Adventurer (Has a 'yard sale' at the end of the month during spring/summer/fall. Sells a LOT of random, miscellaneous stuff that may be useful for bundles or gifts, or even crafting.) Friends: Leah, Rasmodius, Marlon, Gil (Tells Leah if he finds a good spot for painting, or if he finds some berries. Also provides some rare, unobtainable ingredients for Rasmodius. Is also a prominent member of the Adventurer's Guild.) Love interest: Not interested in romance, but would probably end up going after Abigail or Leah. Loved Gifts: Universal Loves, Health Elixir, Oil of Garlic, Purple Mushroom, Spaghetti, Cookies, Salmon, Rainbow Trout. (Oh wow, this is for me? Thank you! I'll put it to good use!) Liked Gifts: Universal Likes, Most other kinds of fish, Fiddlehead Risotto, Strawberry, Chocolate Cake (This is nice, thank you very much!) Neutral Gifts: Universal Neutral, Carp (Well, I think I can do something with this.) Disliked Gifts: Hops, Eggs, Fried Egg, Universal Dislikes (Hm... I don't know what I'd do with this...) Hated Gifts: Duck Feather, Any sort of alcoholic beverage (Wine, Beer, Pale Ale), Building materials. ("..." *Neutral 'are you kidding me' look*) Marriage: Sure. After being married, the player gets a house extension. The expansion is, essentially, a little walled off box attached to the side of the house, with hay spread on the floor. Zephyr (Mattias' friendly griffon) appears, sleeping, in the extension, if there's a thunderstorm or it's after midnight. The griffon doesn't appear on the player's farm at all, and is presumed to be out in the wilderness when not in the extension. Despite being a marriage candidate, Mattias isn't very romantic, acting more like a housemate than an actual spouse. Despite that, he'll still make breakfast, repair fences, water crops, and feed animals. Every monday, Mattias wanders around town, near the lake and cindersap forest, before returning home at around 10. (13/12 heart dialog: "I'd never thought I'd say this, but settling down a little? It's been kind of nice, actually. Especially because of you.) Heart Events: 2 Hearts: (After Noon, but before 2pm, must be good weather, at farm) Mattias comes and visits the farm, having been away for a little while, and greets the new farmer, before offering to take them out for lunch at the Stardrop Saloon. If you say Yes: Mattias declares that he's paying, and the two walk off of the player's farm. Player ends cutscene with restored energy. +50 friendship points. If you say No: Mattias replies that he understands that you're busy, and he wishes the player success. +10 friendship points If you ask "Does this count as a date? (creepy)": Mattias replies "I was just doing it to be nice, but now I'm starting to reconsider..." -20 Friendship points. 4 Hearts: (After 5pm, at Stardrop Saloon) Mattias seems to be concerned about if he's making any difference in the valley. He shares his concerns with the player, and then the cutscene ends. 6 Hearts: (After 10pm, in Backwoods, must be good weather) Mattias invites the player to meet a friend of theirs. There's a rustling in the bushes nearby. If the player chooses to wait: A black griffon comes out of the bush. Mattias introduces the player to Zephyr, a griffon that he befriended that lives in the valley. He invites the player to pet the griffon; the player approaches, trembling. The griffon caws as a heart icon appears over it's head, indicating that it's been pet, similar to the animals on the player's farm. + 20 Friendship points. If the player chooses to run: The player runs away. Mattias doesn't follow them. No change in friendship points. If the player says "I'll save you!": Mattias replies "No, wait!" The player runs forward and slashes at the bush using either a tool or whatever weapon they have. There's a loud squawking sound, and a black griffon appears out of the bush. Mattias runs forward, shoves the player out of the way, and gets down on one knee in front of the griffon. This is the only time his angry portrait is used. "You've hurt him! I told you to wait, you fool! Go home, (player name), please!" -250 Friendship Points 8 Hearts: (Start of next day after 8 hearts are achieved) Mattias appears and gives the player a Hero's Sword, saying he found something better and wanted to give it to them. He asks that the player treat the blade with respect. It's a decorative wall hanging, not a weapon. 10 Hearts: (After 8pm, in backwoods, must be good weather) Mattias tells the player about how they feel about them, and says that while they normally wouldn't be interested in a love life, meeting the player has made them reconsider. The griffon walks up behind the player, and nudges them forward. Mattias and the player hug each other (Mattias isn't a fan of kissing) The marriage ceremony is just held inside Mayor Lewis' house. Mattias isn't a big fan of big ceremonies, and the only person that attends is Mattias, Mayor Lewis, and the player. Tidbits: Rasmodius will eventually say that he's been teaching magic to a promising young man, and that in exchange he finds alchemical ingredients for the wizard. He admits that it's quite an interesting relationship. Mattias will occasionally mention that he feels like a 'jack of all trades, yet a master of none" and also mentions "I'd rather know a little about a lot of things than to know a lot about only a few things."
CA please put these people in the game lol holy shit. I had a lot of fun reading these. almost as much fun as writing one. Here's mine. Name: Frank Castle Birthday: The day your last years on Earth began Address: Inside the coffin at your mafia funeral with an M60 Likes: Punishment, Guns, Eggs Dislikes: Revenge, Shrimp The Sordid Tale: Frank Castle's grandpa was assassinated by the Russian Joja Mafia. He left him with only one mission; to take over his farm in Stardew Valley... and punish! He began his mission by posing as a customer at JojaMart buying a Joja Cola. He knew that Shane would be an issue and put him in the freezer. He'd let him out later, if he cared to remember. He didn't. At checkout, he faked a scene with Joja Redhead, causing her to call the manager over. Mr. Morris immediately came over to see what the fuss was about. Frank insisted that his cola was tampered with and demanded he get a new one. Ever willing to please customers new and old, Mr. Morris told Redhead to fetch another one and apologized for the inconvenience. Frank apologized for the sleeper hold he put on him. Mr. Morris awoke hanging from chains in a dim room. He blinked, unsure of his surroundings. It was musty and cramped. Frank stepped out of the dark, welcoming him to the secret attic in the farmhouse that for some reason you don't get access to. Now you know why. Frank spent a few days of quality time with Mr. Morris who by now was a tattered piece of barely living meat, beaten and burned beyond recognition. Frank unchained him and carried his limp, nearly lifeless body out in front of the house. He spent a few hours digging. It was finally time for the punishment... to fit the crime! He dumped Mr. Morris inside and buried him alive, one scoop at a time. It was now Spring 6 of Year 1 and the parsnips were delicious...
^ Upon reading "likes punishment" I assumed Frank was a sub, lol. How wrong I was. Say, would you mind having me as an observer? Big fan of the Saw movies here. Plus, Morris deserves the suffering.
