How would you raise a floran?

Can you please tell me where you get the infinite beef jerky supply from? I want some...:9

 

Excavate an entire T-rex skeleton, cover it in dirt, plant the seed in its skull, and hope that it develops into a giant plant dinosaur that I can raise to obey me and me alone.



That's legal, right?

 

Infuse the blood of.. multiple meaty beings with the seed of a Corpse flower and wrapped around a piece of flesh as it is planted into the ground.. it'll grow into the flower and upon bloom instead of just grotesque smell and beauty, there lies a new life of sentient nature.

I will teach it to do mass farming of cows/chickens and such to sustain itself so I wouldn't have to all the time. ;P

 

Cross the seed with a boneboo seed. Then, if another Floran eats my Floran, they'll suddenly feel inexplicably angry. I'll simply repeat this process until the entire Floran race becomes paranoid of bad feels from eating their bros. I'll tell them that it's guilt and that they're angry with themselves. Thus I will end cannibalism and become HERO!

 

Same, I'd try to raise an intelligent Floran that wouldn't share the, um, more violent instincts of its race. (actually I'd just give the seed to the first person who'd take it and then run away because I'd be terrified of it, but this is assuming I kept it.)

 

Floran thinksss evil ssspace hobo is a racccissst eugenicccissst.

 

Oh no I angered one - um - nevermind what I said! Floran are... beautifully ferocious beings! I would teach it to ssstabb everything in sight! heh...heh

 

Well, Florans don't have laws.
And it's not 2016, soooooooooooo, knock yourself out.

 

`See those guys over there? They eat plants because they have "no feelings". Now go and eat them my little savage.´

 

I'd probably try to educate it, teach it how to read and whatnot.

Then it'll turn into Greenfinger II and unleash a second wave of politics that affect groups of innocent people, being a behind-the-scenes guy.

Sounds about right. I will be one awesome parent.

 

Floran will ssssee to it that meatman isss made into a delicioussss sssoup before chopping off head of Floran.

 

Floran iss pretty sstrong and can raisse a Floran over Floran'ss head, but not for very long. Floranss armss get tired. Floran thinkss thiss is ssstupid question. Floran would ssstab anybody who tried to raisse Floran.

 

Florans.....really, the only proper way to raise them is to take good care of them just like that cute little tentacle monster I took care of years ago. Oddly, I seem to keep ending up in unfortunate situations.

-Severite


BEWARE OF SILIAS SCRATCH -Diary of a wimpy kid OLD SCHOOL

"Meow" - "Rawr?" - = +=
"Hi!" DIE!
-My daughter

 

I'd raise a Floran like any other sentient being child if it landed into my care. Like a total nerd.

 

3 serves of white meat, 5 serves of red meat with some vegetables on the side, no fruit and lots of animal protein (dairy, eggs and the like) Every day. I'd also wear really big hats, because Florans need sunshine and I don't need any more sunshine or my skin becomes baconlike, or else my child will eat me. I'd also keep putting off telling the kid about its species heritage or forgetting because that's just how I act. I'd also teach it the basics of life, like maths, science, what things are allowed to be stabbed, at least 19 ways to defeat the overlord, you know, the essentials in life.

 

Someone needs to create a raise your floran game

or mod

and whenever the floran is fully grown it murders you

Such is life

 

If they bite you, you get to put it down old yeller style.

 

Floran ssayss go ahead and try. Sssssss.