Chat Hels Chatroom IV: Helen High Water

Thanks to @TheCobaltMask I have a bot on my private Discord which, among other functions, has a +cuddle-function and automatically digs these things up.

 

yes.

How about instead of leeching universes of their existence, you just find some ones where nothing inhabits the planet, and just steal whatever resources they have in the ground?

 

Well, because when we're dealing with the end of time situations we're dealing with heat death of the universe situations, you don't need more iron to solve that problem, you need a SUN, a source of energy, you need raw energy or power. No amount of extra matter will help with that.

But I can kind of agree with you, the perfect solution would be to throw a Universe Drive into an uninhabited universe, start it running giving you a set of infinite universes with infinite power, then hook up some sort of universe siphon to draw energy from that set of universes. Heck, you could make more universe siphons and try to help some other universes by giving them a source of power, give them some hope in the end of times.
(Huh, I wonder if you could make a book/game out of this...)

 

I have so many mosquito bites on my legs I'm beginning to think they're trying to creepily hit on me.

 

Either that or your blood is just delicious.
Too bad they can't talk. Only way to find out would be to have someone drink your blood.

 

Guess I'll have to find a vampire then, aight?

 

Seems like it. Either make sure it's a strong one if it's a he, or a cute one if it's a she. If they like your blood they might stick around...

 

I don't know. I've been in too many relationships where I got my blood sucked figuratively, I'm not sure if getting my blood sucked literally is the way to go.

 

:<

I see your point, though. And vampires are often more bossy too, if fantasy settings are to be believed.

 

Well to be fair, I, too, would be bossy when talking to my prey.

 

Perhaps if oyu have good blood made in you, a vampire partner would be good for permanent relationship?

It may be a rocky, high stakes one tho.

 

The stakes being my life I suppose.

 

Is the life made of wood?

 

or the one piercing their hearts should things get out of hand.

 

Oh, now I get the stakes joke. Heh. Good one actually.

 

You could let me examine it, I could determine the cause.
Also eating banana will make mosquitoes want to bite you more.

 

Well that's an interesting factoid I haven't heard before.

 

Just wonder near me, and it'll be fine.

At long last, I might actually be able to take a step outside without being swarmed because I'll have the perfect bait! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That or you'll have the perfect bait.
Or the mosquitoes will just come flying in from miles around...

 

But I could never sacrifice a friend o=