Chat Hels Chatroom IV: Helen High Water

1. You are a nice person in general.
2. You try to be helpful and supportive to others.
   
3. You do not behave like your IQ is lower than the Netherland's average sea level (below it, more accurately).
4. I assume your children came forth from or will come forth of more you actually wanting them, rather than just the average drive to bang someone (which is to impress friends) with unintentional side effects.
   
5. You are trying to make something of your life, unlike the people I'm at school with, who are mostly there for the tuition support and don't have enough brain cells to spare to understand it's not free if you don't finish your school.
6. You work, or try to. I swear to god some people at school haven't yet grasped the fact that life isn't free.
7. You know Dark Souls, the darkest game there is. Go get the crap beaten out of you vanquish all those foes.
   
8. You're here, and you're awesome!

Alright, hope you're satisfied.
I'm off the PC for now. Y'all can find me on steam if you need me.

G'evening or what have you, and g'night in advance!

edit:
https://imgur.com/gallery/80VGD
I've been linked this by my partner in crime. Be aware, clicking the link might or might not result in an overload of cuteness.

*poof*

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL no

 

I'll do my best. [emoji14]

 

And I shall do my best in supporting you in that effort!
No comrade shall fall!
Viva la revolucion!

 

Ha-ha. Very funny.

 

Indeed, but maybe I can help if you don't want to be electrocuted. There are... other alternatives...

 

Nirning y'alls. How's it hanging?

 

Exactly!
*grabs propane torch*

Depends. We've got a couple of lamps and a fan hanging from the ceiling. And there's a Pink Panther hanging from the lamp hanging from the ceiling.

edit: Forgot to add besides the stupid joke: I'm doing okay, just a little bit sick. How's you?

 

Yey *pachi pachi*

 

Cranky with a chance of cuddly

 

I'd much prefer actual cuddles, but I gotta take what I can get I guess.

 

Nirning guys and waffles.
Nirning Charlatan.
Nirning Valak.
Nirning Surenu.
Nirning Emag.
Nirning Hidari.
Nirning Pangaea.
Nirning Firepaw.
Nirning Milkcalf.
Nirning Witchcat.
Nirning Metaface.
Nirning Blaze.
Nirning Hel.

This is how you guys would react if you saw Hel, isn't it?

As I could totally see you being a part of that Surenu.

 

Something like this would most likely happen, yes.

 

Woah! Did you know that people were a real thing?

School has already disabled mobile device (aka only Apple product) support on their wifi, so I guess the chromebook will work.

 

All this close touchy feely stuff going on.

Wow.

 

Forgot I already kinda wrote a "stupefied" explanation of my story up to a certain point. I wrote it to explain what was going on, he his smart but not really super bright, so it is worded simply and only tells about certain characters and basic, straight forward part of the story (like mid to mid-mid-late story, story is REEEEEALLLLY long).

I won't let anyone see it, because it is literally a huge spoiler for a large part of the story.