Greets humans

By insulting everyone who is not a Human? I do not think that is a valid method of operation.
It is not a "better place" if everyone is at each other's throats. By the Great Makers, I would think even you would understand that!

 

So what will you do, human? When (I mean never) you destroy our race, and all the others, and all life that worked so hard to survive and live, what will you do then? Will you pollute and kill of all the planets? Will you make the universe a hollow shell, an empty frame that once held a picture of life? The human race, struggling to survive among the ruins they wrought upon themselves. A fate worthy of those who do not realize the crimes they commit. Poisoned lands, death everywhere, worlds void of beautiful life, and the humans, a snake eating its own tail to survive. They take more than they give. Death is the only fate for those who deal it out to everything. I have seen worlds being born, human. I have seen peoples tear each other apart for want of death. They grew old and died, for a grudge thousands of years old can be broken by death. You will not live forever. You will not make a dent in the universe. You can forgive the universe, for hate cannot fight hate or love. Choose between life or the horrible existence of the human race. All life can live in harmony. Heed my words, and know that what you do is wrong. Go, and bring more light into your life.

Thus have I spoken, Gearshaw of the Glitch, one of the most ancient of his kind.

 

Fsss, dare to insult us again, Human, lets see how well I can hide my knife in your face.

 

what is even going on here.

 

Beats me.

 

Well.
Glad I'm not the only clueless one.

 

You don't get it, robot.
I am writing history, I will be the one who restored humanity, I will be the one that conquered space! Amused sip
I will bring harmony after I have 'cleaned up' space.

 

You mean, harmony will brought AFTER you have been cleansed up, correct?

*sharps up knife*

 

No longer will I dignify your nonsense with an answer, Human Demetrius.

 

Listening to your sad, sad story made me halfway past my flask.
Once I have cleaned up space I'll live a lifetime a few times! I'll be considered a god! Now a random piece of metal, named "Gearshaw" tells me what I'm going to cause? Hilarious!
You're getting rusty, ancient friend.

 

Very well. This "random piece of metal" shall not intervene. I shall sit and wait, as I have always done.

 

Tell me, what exactly are you anyway?
I'm assuming you're from a volcanic biome, because you're hot tempered! Ha, I'm hilarious! Sip

 

Hah, such a hilarious fellow, been working on your performance?

*throws coffee at his face, and points knife to the throat*

♪Come and play, come and play, find you grave , and there you stay...♪

♪Stay in your path, don't roam astray, now death has come, don't run away♪

♪Come, now come, the fun starts now!♪

Now a corpse, and ever as foul!

 

Mumbles something annoyed, wiping the coffee off of me

Guards, capture it!

 

*Slaps you*

Learn some damm respect, bloody arrogant prick.

*Blink Teleports out, leaves a canister of coffee behind*

 

Burst out laughing

Ha! As if I'm actually feeling anything! Sips from the flask
Guards, keep your eyes open.

 

*Canister was bugged and trapped with a fusion bomb, hear it all*

Tsk, tsk, Tsk, such wasted potential, what a shame.

*Triggers the fusion bomb*

 

Gets blown backwards, heavily wounded. The medics carrying my body away.

 

*Deep breath*

Peace and quiet, as it should.

*Looks down scope*

*sees you heavily wounded*

*Holds breath, aims trajectory, has a clean, fatal shot*

...

*lowers it*

*Teleports back to his ship*

 

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I will reincarnate soon.