Fake news to keep us occupied

Devs just released some info on the groundbreaking new feature that has never been implemented in the history of gamemaking. Your own fart recorded and shared via your character in-game. Just record your fart and upload it. Then just press F when playing and your character farts YOUR fart. ....yup, call me immature, i dont care

 

Chucklefish Starbound press passed the gay marriage bill in starbound.

I would set it to ear-rape.

 

Starbound Release date: May 22 for reasons said to be:

Tiy: Well, I think may 22 is the best date ever, well because


POTATO DAY

 

Official Starbound release date
December 24th, 1986.
Congrats men. you just time traveled. Have fun on your G64s.

 

New news: The Starbound team has taken away planets to travel to, This was done because a Developer stated: "I feel like there is so much space in the space, So we took away space to travel to, Now one world is all the player gets.

 

Looking through the first few pages, it's scary how many people said, "Starbound has been bought by EA."
In other news, Chucklefish has released plans to turn Starbound into an online dating game. They're calling it "Matchbound." To create an account costs $9.99 a month. You must be twenty-one or older to play.

 

The first post of this thread is really depressing in hindsight.

 

I heard that Universal Studios is opening "Starbound: The Interactive Experience" at their themepark. All money used in it's construction comes form the pre-order stockpile (what's left after they bought the island), And it's actually constructed from a physical representation of the 'broken promises' the Devs made.

 

Andrew Hussioe Bought starbound in a lawsuit. The lawsuit goes to Hussie himself. The Totem Lathe update CONFIRMED.

 

wait. when did Electronic Arts-Bethesda EU and Microsoft Japan sign an agreement to develop Starbound further and faster?
more-over, there was something about bringing it to real life??

... i just Knew they were developing tentacle monsters!

 

Now you can get an alternate translator to understand what the Agarans are saying. Sadly, it doesn't mean that it works on other species, so don't expect normal dialogue.
Now characters react differently depending on what you have been doing, but the ending is chosen at the end of the game by an entity that wasn't mentioned at all, whose mere existence makes the first third of the game's plot pointless, who you never met, AND all the endings simply involve colorful explosions (Sadly, they are mere palette swaps).

 

Tiy just tweeted that the final boss will be Batman. Residing in his Batship, he dodges all of your attacks and never misses.

 

Fun Facts for NEW UPDATE (Coming Out Tomorrow):

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There will now be customization options while upgrading your ship!

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302 more types of planets will be added along with a whopping 2,034 creatures, and 8 more races!

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Now there is no pixels as a currency, there is only Bitcoin!

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All of this, and MORE, TOMORROW!

Png. for proof, kids. ]

[DOUBLEPOST=1438723947][/DOUBLEPOST]I swear I would freak out if this was the case.

 

NEWS FLASH:

Starbound Sold 8 Billion copies worldwide!

The developers had created Saiyans as a playable race after Fukkatsu no F DVD release! Also, if you pre-ordered, we will also bring a statue of your character in front of your house!

 

Release date confirmed: 20th April 2180 (If you don't get it, 2*180)

 

I like the ideia of play tetris with space junk.

 

They finally decided to allow us to write our own codexes.

 

You seen those pictures/descriptions of Forum Warriors? The dude who brought this thread back is a Thread-Necromancer. I know I'm replying a two-week old post, but that's peanuts compared to a thread that was dead for just a few months shy of two and a half years. My guess is some crazy searching on behalf of the reviver.

 

Entertaining threads can be timeless ^^