Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    WE EAT FROM BOWLS LIKE CIVILIZED ANIMALS IN THIS HOUSE

    NP is an uncultured swine
     
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  2. Dipdoo

    Dipdoo Existential Complex

    While I do enjoy the occasional mud-bath, I am not swine.

    The next poster pushes people off of bridges for fun.
     
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  3. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Do you know of a better way to off people? I think not.

    Someone's been putting safety nets under the bridge!
     
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  4. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I don't know, what are you talking about... 'hides safety nets behind back'

    The NP drinking too much coffee.
     
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  5. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Ever tried to work as a code monkey 8am in the morning? After staying up late last night? If anything, I need MORE coffee... o _ o

    The next poster is making me lose sleep.
     
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  6. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    What? I have to practice my theme and your piano is the only one around.

    The np can't carry a tune.
     
  7. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    My voice sounds kind of like GLaDOS. I can't help it.

    The NExt posTE~R messed with my auTO-TU~ne.
     
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  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I kinda missed the 90's boyband sound.

    The next poster made ship upgrades in Starbound freakishly expensive.
     
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  9. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Life is more expensive.

    The NP hate Jon Snow.
     
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  10. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    I know nothing about Jon Snow.

    The next poster is the enemy of humankind.
     
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  11. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong.

    The next poster sells non-alcoholic beer.
     
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  12. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Bullcrap. I run a respectable watering hole that sells nothing but cheap, watered down booze for shady individuals.

    The next poster slipped me a mickey.
     
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  13. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Hey, Disney only hires on commission and I have to get rid of that merchandise.

    The next poster owns a My Little Pony lovedoll.
     
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  14. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    If you count burned ashes...

    The np thinks spock had a lightsaber
     
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  15. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Both series had laser pistols that could be set to stun, so that wouldn't surprise me in the least. By the way, J. J. Abrams' Star Trek had a R2-D2 as an easter egg.

    The next poster didn't roll with the punches.
     
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  16. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Correct, I. Backflipped with them.
    The np doesn't own starbound
     
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  17. Elecepont

    Elecepont Space Spelunker

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  18. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    What are you gonna do about it, punk? I'M the one with the spoon here, I make the rules!

    NP thinks bench-pressing is when you crush benches.
     
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  19. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    It isn't?

    Np thinks that yellow is hawt.
     
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  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    The surface of the sun is yellow to the human eye. I rest my case.

    The next poster shares stupid Benedict Cumberbatch memes.
     
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