While I do enjoy the occasional mud-bath, I am not swine. The next poster pushes people off of bridges for fun.
Do you know of a better way to off people? I think not. Someone's been putting safety nets under the bridge!
I don't know, what are you talking about... 'hides safety nets behind back' The NP drinking too much coffee.
Ever tried to work as a code monkey 8am in the morning? After staying up late last night? If anything, I need MORE coffee... o _ o The next poster is making me lose sleep.
I kinda missed the 90's boyband sound. The next poster made ship upgrades in Starbound freakishly expensive.
Bullcrap. I run a respectable watering hole that sells nothing but cheap, watered down booze for shady individuals. The next poster slipped me a mickey.
Hey, Disney only hires on commission and I have to get rid of that merchandise. The next poster owns a My Little Pony lovedoll.
Both series had laser pistols that could be set to stun, so that wouldn't surprise me in the least. By the way, J. J. Abrams' Star Trek had a R2-D2 as an easter egg. The next poster didn't roll with the punches.
What are you gonna do about it, punk? I'M the one with the spoon here, I make the rules! NP thinks bench-pressing is when you crush benches.
The surface of the sun is yellow to the human eye. I rest my case. The next poster shares stupid Benedict Cumberbatch memes.