Granted, divorces, drugs and war now mess up your work. I wish I had more Cards Against Humanity players.
Granted. Every blank cards has either Mecha Hitler or Boris the Soviet Love Hammer on them and the joke's shock factor dies. I wish for the ability to focus on a lecture and some reading at the same time.
Granted, you focus on all of those with the help of a sniper rifle. Your professors don't appreciate that. I wish I had a cool tattoo.
*splutters and laughs* The Alucard is a guided missile wielding anti-grav engine jet.....Luftrauser being the title for jets of that series.... Granted. But as I have no idea what that is you instead get poop. I wish for mad skillz, bruh!!!
Granted! But you suck at everything else. I wish I had gotten some food earlier because now I'm hungry.
Granted! You make the best profile picture in history. Everyone hates you for it because theirs are inferior. I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.
Granted, it's a green potato. I wish I could swap from hotkey set to hotkey set without mixing the two up.
Granted, it's made of asbestos and gets sprayed with water every time it catches fire. I wish for a tube of toothpaste.
Granted, however, the product is used past its warranty, and you accidentally broke it. I just want something I can never have...
Granted, it's a terrible idea. Kinda I want to, maybe just for tonight... we can pretend it's alright...