Corrupt a wish V.2

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I wish for shoes that no one can wear.

 

Granted, but it only works on you.

I wish for a dish fish.

 

Granted, but you have to wash it daily and it attracts hard to remove stains and burnt food magically.

I wish for a horse.

 

Granted, but it is a particularly stingy one at best. Every time you ride it you have to give it something, each ride costing more than the last.

I wish for a moat.

 

Granted, but you are always in it.

I wish every body loved me

 

Granted. Every body loves you, but their minds don't.

I wish I was a cowboy.

 

Granted, however, you got shot by bandits

I wish I had the ability to go to alternate universes.

 

Granted, but it happens automatically at random intervals.

I wish to be more thoughtful.

 

You now have so many thoughts, your head literally explodes.

I weesh for moar Dakka Dakka.

 

Granted, but you can only use the Daka for sporting events.
Not killing people.

I wish for this wish to be true.

 

Granted. ERROR> PARADOX. *boom*

I wish for guardian robo-spiders!

 

Granted, the only thing they guard against is you.

I wish for some milk.

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Granted. You thought I was going to say it's out of date? You're wrong. Every time you consume of drop of this milk, you cannot speak for thirty minutes and a random amount of rice grains fall onto your head.

I wish for duct tape.

 

Granted, but it sticks on your hands and you can't get it off.

I wish for a stamina potion.

 

Granted, it's basically just steroids.

I wish for a cactus.

 

Granted, but it has legs.

And it runs pretty fast. Towards you.


I wish for yellow!

 

Granted. Let's not get into the details of that yellow...

I wish for a bigger box!

 

Granted, but it's full of mayonaise.

I wish for an enhanced HUD!

 

Granted, but it's developed by EA.

I wish for courage.

 

Granted, but you have to go through a magical land with a girl, a tin man and a scarecrow to get it.

I wish for a newt