Can you do me a favour?

I would, but ever since the incident everyone looks at me funny when I give a girl money.

Do me a favour and make everyone forget the incident.

 

I would, but I forgot what incident you're talking about

Do me a favour and make a Hunger Games remake that is at least decent Honestly, it was such a great idea but handled so poorly

 

I would, but I lack creativity.

Do me a favour and fund NASA.

 

I would, nut NASA is a Satanic cabal of shape shifting lizards and I refuse to support that #TheEarthIsFlat

Do me a favour and expose the Illuminati

 

I would but they know too much.

Do me a favour and eliminate the witnesses.

 

lluminati. hat celebrities hold up the Illuminati sign? BEEEonce. Jay ZEEE. LadEEE Gaga. Look! Illumi-not-E. Lets use this information to help us "triangulate" (another point of proof) the Illuminati's main base location. Lets think. What place in the world is associated with the Illuminati? Egypt, because of the pyramids. EEEgypt. Also,Pyramids have triangles. This is our 1st point. What else is a pyramid? The food pyramid. On the food pyramid, if you go up and over to the right, there is the meat section. On a map, if you go up and over to the right, you see Turkey, which is A MEAT. TurkEEE. Tis is our second point. Lets find another point to complete the triangle. Syria. SEEEria. This completes our first triangle. Now for the second. The word sea is promnounced sEEE. The Mediterranian SEEE. The Black SEEE. The Red SEEE, which is read because the meat section is dripping blood onto it. This makes our two triangles. Now notice them on a map. They form the Star of Jacob. Do you know what is in the middle? JERUSALEM. And the capital of Jerusalem is Isreal, because the Illuminati IS REAL.

 

I would, but I lost my boots of +5 sneakyness and ring of +6 dexterity.

I could kill the witneses but there would be witnesses witnessing the murder of the witnesses, witnesses witnessing the murder of the witnesses that witnessed the murder of the witnesses
witnesses witnessing the murder of the witnesses that witnessing the murder of the witnesses that witnessed the murder of the witnesses and so on till everyone's dead

Do me a favour and find my boots of +5 sneakyness and ring of +6 dexterity.

 

I would, but someone stole the +10 perception thermal camera off of my helicopter.

Do me a favour and explain general relativity to me in layman's terms.

 

I would, but I'm far to tired.

Can you do me a favour and make me a sandwich?

 

I would, but I have not a single piece of food in my possession right now. I need to go the store, damnit.

Do me a favour and buy me an airsoft gun.

 

I would, but I would want something in return and you don't seem to be the person who'd give up their soul.

Do me a favour and provide covering fire at 11 o' clock, short bursts, fire for effect, GO!

EDIT: Spelling. Again.

 

I would, but I'll be late.

Could you do me a favour and eat this sandwich?

 

I would....but I just ate

Do me a favour and jump off this cliff.

 

I would, but I just jumped.

Could you do me a favour and sit on this chair?

 

I would, but I'm not a fan of electricity

Do me a favor and send some Game of Thrones spoilers.

 

I would, but I respect you too much.

Can you do me a favour and not do me a favour?

 

Why, that would ruin all the fun!!!

Do me a favour and dispense of this ridiculous notion!!

 

I would, but I'm busy with the cheese.

Could you do me a favour and help me with this cheese?

 

I would, but I ran out of things to fondue.

Do me a favour and repair my bike.