[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V2.0

Spike, In this day and age, I'd be genuinely surprised if someone never thought about suicide once in their lives. Bad things happen, and they can (and will) overshadow the good stuff, but only if you let them. Even though I'm not there yet, I can see that Jobs are hard to get, and I can also see why it's stressing, even if you're not paying rent, ETC. My best advice would be to take a step back, say Fuck life for a day, and just do whatever you want for a day, without worries.

On the jobs side of things, even if you can't get a stable job, why not try doing something that you're good at, but freelance? Something like if someone needs a fence, go build them one and get paid. You don't need to own/work a shop or a flashy van to get paid.
Apart from that, that's all I can say ATM, but if you even need to talk, We're here for you.

 

I actually just went out looking for jobs. I got rejected (no position open), but I think I feel better about myself now, somehow.

This makes me laugh.

 

This is so true.

 

No.

 

Nah, no one is.

 

Oh,
So you admit you are female?
Cuz if you don't have a biological father,
then you are the result of a woman being impregnated by science from a female's bone marrow.
Funfact: The result of that process always makes female children, thus men are unnecessary.
Woman can reproduce all on there own.

 

Are you a clone?

 

Ummm....since there would be no genetic variance, wouldn't this just basically be cloning? ThTs not really sustainable for an entire population.

 

It doesn't need to be from the same woman, it can be from any.
Also some other sciency stuff about how it would work, and be perf ok,
but I can't remember.

 

Well...no one in this forum is my father.

 

Being intrigued is like poking a beehive with a stick. I'm sure you know what this means. It's also like lighting a match next to a beehive (the hair kind).

 

It's a Conspiracy.

 

I am! I remember when you were just a tiny Pumpkaboo seed. All the manure I shoveled onto you and your brothers and sisters, and the moment when I won the county fair with you (I am not a bad parent for putting you into a pageant, okay?). Does all of this mean nothing to you, Pumpkaboo?

 

This is relevant to everything.

 

WHO! CAME! IN! FIRST?!

 

Y'know what? Take the whole Fucking meme.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/honey-boo-boo-child
You are a Horrible Person.

 

Presumably Fluttershy and her Rapidash. I dunno. With Cobalion judging Pokemon Contests, I don't know what to think anymore.

 

That's terrible.

 

Woah.Just Finished Sonic 3 & Knuckles.And entered the Doomsday zone.That was awesome ._.