[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V2.0

I know, right? Applejack is clearly supreme, good thinking.

 

Fixed That For You.
It's True, Princess Luna IS The Supremest Pony. She Plays and Wins Supreme Command 1 and 2 Regularly. Applejack can't even afford a Computer...

 

Celestia makes under the table purchases of apple pies, thus giving Princess Applejack quite a bit of spending money.

 

"Princess Applejack?"
Oh, You Do make me laugh. Applejack isn't a Princess!
Plus, Celestia Makes under the table Purcashses of BANANAS, NOT APPLES, you old fool you!
Princess Luna Will not Tolerate Pretenders. If This "Applejack" Tried to Oust her, to remove her from her postion of bestest pony Ever, Poor Little Applejack will find out how long she can live on the moon, without Air.
Alright?
Goood....

 

Batman can breathe in space. Applejack is Batmare:



As a superhero, Batmare is part of the Justice League of Equestria, led by:



Your argument is invalid.

 

1. None of That Shit Is Cannon, Fuck you, Your Argument is Invalid.
2.
3.
In Da Spoiler, BURFDAY GAME. Kinda 18+, But that never stopped no-one.

Oh, I Got a Sock Striptease From Princess Luna, Bitches.

 

So many lies in the post above...

 

Yes,
Luna IS Best Pony.
Oh,

 

A human version of Chrysalis at my doorstep...naked. DO NOT WANT.

 

Free Sex. She wants love right?
Love making makes love.
Logic is Logical, Do not Fuck With Logical Logic.

 

I got a striptease from dinky...
I won't even comment on that.

 

Dink-
O.0

 

I star in a porno with Princess Celestia..... I'm strangely ok with that.

Also you're a creep.

 

Wait what?

 

Dinky Hooves is a Filly.
F-I-L-L-Y.

 

It's not my fault this stupid game picked her for me!
I'm not into that kind of stuff.

 

It's ok.
Just go and get born another day...

 

Just bash her head and leave the corpse to the pigs. That's how mafia do in Sardinia. And trust me, it works!

 

One day before that and I would be with Lyra...