Avali Nexus the Fifth

I was about to point out that the theory is that we are in the virtual reality of the nexus

 

Meh, I'm practically an AI because I log into my bodies, that being the mech and my body. Besides, I don't really have time to control my ship... Although I do remotely use my mech at times so I guess that counts to warp the nexus I guess...

*continues shooting* NO! NO!!! BAD EHKS BAD!!!!!!

 

*is buried in the dirt*

 

...
Then we aren't in a castle made of corpses...? aw...

 

We are, but none of it is real, we could make it a castle of cotton candy or something really crazy like a stone castle

 

...
*sobs quietly in the corner*

 

Shhhhh no tears, they aren't real either

 

...Wait then that means that I have a virtual reality server in a virtual reality server??

 

A castle of unicorns and rainbows,



Stone shit too cray cray

 

*turns the ground into flowers*
Yep!

 

We need to go deeper

 

You're not allowed to post-snipe your own response!

 

I love the fact that this exists... (joke about the keyboard instrument in the game)

 

There are no laws in the nexus! I do what I want!

 

You have a point...

 

*spawns a swarm of thousands of security drones*

 

There aren't?
*Kills a family*
Yay! No laws!

 

Ehks... DON'T MAKE ME SIT ON YOU! *facepalms sniggering* I just give the most random threats ever....

 

*spawns a swarm of thousands of anti-security drones*

 

LIES


THERE IS ONLY ONE LAW,


AND THAT IS THAT THERE ARE NO LAWS, BUT TECHNICALLY THERE ARE SO LAW CONTRADICTS ITSELF, SO THERE ISN'T LAWS AT ALL, YET THERE IS A LAW THATSTATES THERE AREN'T ANY.