Avali Nexus the 13rd - May the RNG be with you

(L-lewd)

 

It takes the term eating out to a whole new level.

ba-dum-tiss

 

why this

 

Why not?

 

because decency?!?!
(i have not said this in forever.)

 

Decency is for nubs. Rock out with your clock out.

 

can we like
not bring the thread to NSFW again please guys please

 

...
...
...
boobies
And with that, goodnight.

 

Where I come from we're proud of our timepieces. We display them on the walls of our homes.

 

you disgust me. time is a secret.

no bad we do not want any birds flying around here, especially ones with blue feet

 

(...)
(...wat?)

 

((What, you don't know about Blue-footed boobies?
do you live under a birdrock or something))

 

(*wants to know more about this thing*)

 

((Just close your d-
*Notices doors are busted*
You're fucked.))

 

yes but those poor enemy boarders

 

((True, true.
Just pray your O2 unit doesn't break.
Or weapons.
Or anything.))

 

mercifully that isn't my ship, this is my ship

 

What the hell are those weapons.

 

modded
volatile heavy ion starts fires and does subsystem damage as well as ion damage, custom light auto laser pierces shields and deals crew damage with a chance for crew stun, hull breaches, and fires, but otherwise no damage, I forget what the heavy scatter does I don't use it, and the Swag Naginata beam is a souped up glaive beam with solid gold plating