Avali Nexus the 12th: Fluffified Zodiacs

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UPSIDE-DOWN
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that worked better in my head.

 

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SORCERY

 

no man
you gotta flip it TURN-WAYS

 

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IT LOOKS STITCHED HOW HORRIFYING

 

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JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

 

*Rasano stretches as he looks at the holographic display*
How much longer until we arrive?
*The display changes to show an infinity symbol*
That's not funny...
*The display changes to show a sad Avali face*
Yeah, yeah...
*He yawns and goes into the back room of the transport, plops down into his hammock and falls asleep*
*A loud buzzer sounds*
Aghh! What is it?
*Another display pops up with the text "you sleep too much"*
I'm an Avali, of course I sleep a lot... Who programmed you?
*The display shows an image of a generic Avali stick figure*
Oh shush... *He cuts power to the emitter by hitting it with a hammer and falls back asleep*





*A short time later, a black hole pulls the ship in and Rasano is spaghettified*
((Gotcha! Still not making an Avali RP character ))

 

((rip rasano
you became italian))

 

Should have called him something pasta related, like Ravioli.

 

(God dammit Shaad,they looked so intresting too...)
(*Spaghettifies Shaadaris for payback*)

 

Also, wouldn't an Avali not say "Of course I sleep a lot, I'm an Avali!"

I mean, wouldn't that be the normal amount of sleep to them?

I dunno, confusion towards the statement from his part feels like the more appropriate response . D.

[something something Intre doesn't cease to be an asshat today, my goodness]

 

((Only in the Nexus: Becoming an italian pasta means death.
oh wait scientists are weird and that's the actual goddamn term gg physicists gg))

 

*an apple falls on ehks, hard*

*the ethereal voice of Isaac Newton is heard from the beyond*

Heard you talk shit 'bout us. Thought we wouldn't know?

Sound vibrations, motherfucker. We got equations for that.

 

how the fuck did you make an apple fall while i was inside please don't hurt me oh great physics gods . A.

 

Actually Rasano was the name of my first Avali character in Starbound.
This be him:

You might see more of

 

This Is how paradoxes happen, Bute please, calm your shananaer bananers.