Avali Nexus 20: Almost an Adult

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Belle Violence Cullen.
Age: Immortal, looks 15. Birthday: Unknown.
Belle was born in Russia, and she was born to a daddy unicorn and a kitsune-rabbit. Her mama was also a demon-monster that killed her father after they gave birth to her because she hated them, but because because Belle still loved her daddy she took some blood from his bleeding carcas and and kept it in a syringe because she loved him. Her mama abused her lots because she was a monster, so Belle ran away and got tatooes and piercings, and she was found by a five year old girl that sewed a button onto her ear so that she was hers now.
Belle loves raves, My Chemical Romance, going to shows, texting, her 28 piercings, her leopard print belt and her daddy's blood, and she loves Edward Cullen and sucking his blood and she loves glowsticks.
Oh yeah she is perfectly symmetrical.
Her aura colors change with her mood and she has floating snowflakesin the winter. (Changes with the season)
The syringe in her ear is full of her father's blood.
Her mother was a kitsune-fox-huskie-rat-bunny-blade of grass fairy-demon-monster.
Her father was the most magical unicorn in the world, but was killed by her mother after they made her.
Also, she met Edward Cullen and he had sex with her and made her a vampire. They have babies now.
Rainbow leopard spots. One complete rainbow on last spot.
Green and black striped collar with spikes.
One angel wing and one rainbow dragon wing.
Blue octopus on her ear. Not a skull.
Leopard print and rainbow inside her ear.
Mostly black hair but she has a purple stripe and rainbow tips.
Piercings: 17 left ear, 2 right ear, 7 in upper lip, 2 tongue piercings, 1 eyebrow piercing.
She is ADHD, OCD, schizophrenic. She hates her life and cuts herself daily but she is not emo and she is not a sparkledog!
Blue on tail symbolizes her love for water.
Red X over her eye with alternating white and red dots.
Neon pink and green blotchy pawpad on left foot and blue plaid and dalmatian spotted pawpad on right foot.
The carrot beret means she's a vegetarian.
Broken unicorn horn from her dad.
Blue inside of mouth.
Her dead snake is just chilling but when Belle gets angry it wakes up and bites whoever pisses her off. His name is Edward Von Floyde Mc-Cullen.
Black and red leg warmers on left foot. It starts with red on right and it starts with black on black. Remember that!
Snowflakes in winter, leaves in fall, flowers in spring, beachballs in summer.
Symbol on hip changes with season.
Green belly with light blue spots.
Her bones are all neon so her ribs, claws, and teeth are all neon.
Belle hates haters, been called a emokid, not having internet to get on myspace her mama and [[NOTE: UNTRANSLATABLE?!]] PREPPSPS N JOX S, TO HIS BEIN CALLED A SPARKEDOG. [[Wat. I don't even...]] And she hates every time Edward breaks up with her. It's a love-hate relationship.
Brown leopard-print belt always worn; she never takes it off. Has a gold heart shaped buckle.
Her arms were sewn back on after a horrible incident.
7 cuts on her left arm that constantly bleed. They have pink blood. Has a gunshot wound that never stops bleeding wrapped in cream bandages.
She loves Edward a lot because she met him and she killed Bella because she hated her. He fell in love with her when they saw eachother in the rain in Washington. They had to have sex to keep her from dying so she got pregnant and they have a lot of babies now. Their names are "Bellahate", "Edward The Second", "Zack Elfron", and "Kagome Winry".

Now excuse me while I go dunk my laptop in a tub of Sulphuric Acid, neutralize the acid, throw the remains of the acid in a fire, capture the resulting gas in a container, fly it into the sun, implode the sun, and retcon the resulting black hole out of existence.

 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD A 100-TONNER NEED TO RUN THAT FAST

 

Why did you subject yourself to this torture

 

Game night was a success!

 

because there was no such thing as an "Acceptable speed" for that weight class because it was the only weight class
and 54 kph isn't too impressive imo
also to put all that armor in perspective, the Omega, which was a full 50 tons heavier, only had 27 tons of armor, the Mackie could and still can take a hit

 

Welcome to the cluuuub

So wait, what game night?

 

BECAUSE I AM NOT THE HERO GOTHAM NEEDS, I AM SPIDERMAN.
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey, oranges, firetruck, kcurterif, WHILE TRUE {COUT << "HELLO WORLD";}
GEEOEOOOOOORRRGE
I AM BREAD. BREADARIS.
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I DUNOT EVENM NO ANYMOARDOR...
ONE ONE DOERS NOT SIMPLEY WALKETH INTO THINE MORDOR!
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the impotent squeals of ground pounders from up here...

 

that's a spaceship
that's cheaaaaating.

 

Well.

This is interesting.

 

I did the MWO thingy.

I was a derpy light mech and then I made laser happen and somebody shot a missile in my face and now I'm dead.

 

*sad-away-bros-five*!

 

Yamato Cannon, online...

 

such is life

 

cheater cheater pumpkin eater!

 

*light pap*
Also apparently I missed a Teamspeak, so even worse

 

...When the fuck was there a Teamspeak?

 

Sunday night EDT, apparently.