Avali Nexus 19: The Last Hole

Excuse me if I'm interrupting, but let me just say you people are nuts!

How by the roiling heck-fires of Delta Horsebutt 643 do you all manage to post so often?!

I can click "Mark forums read," and somehow there's a new post here before the command even finishes processing!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa...

Okay, that's out of my system. Don't mind me, carry on as before.

 

*Retcons Shopkeep from In Character Universe*
Haha! You forgot about my greatest power! The power of retconning a whole lot of things!
Shopkeep sighs as he's uncerimoniously shoved back into the OOC universe.

 

// we are nearing 20 threads... btw guys, we stand to break the record. it's 8 days ago we made this thread.

 

Speaking of which, if we reach 500 in 8 hours we'll have done this thread in less than 8 days.
If not that then we'll almost certainly still beat the record by many hours, if not a full day.
It's speeding up...

You edited that post... Drat.

 

Well, as per tradition...

 

// u2slo

 

8 hours, 15 pages. GO THREAD

 

*flits into the shop once it returns to OOC-verse* Anything new today?

 

Shopkeep looks at his empty counter and scratches his head. It seems in his haste to open the Ateros store, whatever it was he called it, he forgot to get stuff for his normal store.

 

*tilts an ear, then droops the other three, seems he had slipped back into Avali form. He looks around a little anyways, hoping to spot more Ateros at least*

 

Shopkeep tries to hide the Ateros cube he has behind his back.

 

*disappears as he ducks down in front of the counter, then throws buttons onto it moments later as he runs around from behind the shopkeep and out the door, cube held over head*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

Shopkeep is now in front of you. He doesn't look pleased, though it's hard to tell since he has no facial features.

 

*skidding turns to run across the storefront and back behind the counter* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *more item clatter to the counter, this time various gems and nodes of materials*

 

Shopkeep audibly sighs with his nonexistant mouth, and lets you pass.
((oA o The generator I used to make the names before altering them is broken. The website won't load after it loaded and failed to generate. Gah! Now I need to some up with a suitably strange name for this one completely on my own!))

 

*bounce-skitters out the door, cube still held overhead* Neep neep neep!

(mwahahaha)


EDIT: Also, apparently brushing a cat's teeth causes a mental BSoD.

 

Doc Shopkeep.

Also, Alt!Reks, aka White Death, will be a thing. Mostly because she's far more USEFUL (if less sympathetic) than Reks is and thus, I can do more with her.

Reks herself is likely to be fairly cowed by the fact she couldn't do flub against the pirates Rune's forces, and just how daunting her alternate universe self is to her.

She's from the same universe as Coro and Yol, so expect shenanigans.

 

Hey Shopkeep, you got a live Ateros I can borrow?
Shopkeep pulls a Cube of Ateros nanites from the void inside him.
That's Wrybdeac, right?
He nods.
Ah! Thank you. I'll be sure to return them.
*The nanites group together to form a short humanoid figure*
0.0 <(??)
Hey there Wryb, you remember me?
0u0 <(!!) 0u0 -u- 0u0
Ah, you do! That's great, I was worried there for a sec. Hey, come with me, okay?
0.0 0.- 0.0

Ooo, yes!

 

Hey again everyone.. I'm a feeling little better now..
I don't feel like I'm upsetting anyone anymore.. so..

What did I miss? And how're you all doing now?

 

Doing good, just derping when I should be sleeping.

Night, Feather.